Yeah...... they keep records, you know, of when each household has tea, dinner, etc, and deliberately call when you have a plate of food in front of you. This is a winner for them and their conversion rates. Duh, I don't think.
Oh you poor thing! You should have demanded that they bring alka-***er tablets with them each time.
Where I live the Police would eventually give you a warning, about wasting police time.
Wow! Which country do you live in? The JWs actually attack folks at their front doors?
Hmmmm..... all you had to do was put up a sign which read, Sarcastic, Contentious, Aggressive, person at this address.
Oh dear, our police would mark your prop as a time wasting ummmm, you know. Honestly.
How do they do that?....... scuttle?
Do you see how polite JWs are, even when harrassed on folks' doorsteps?
Oh my Goodness! What wickedness! Dreadful!
But of clourse, I don't think it happened quite like that, hmmmm?