II Kings 2:23-24
"[The prophet Elisha] went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them."
Since you take the Bible literally, AV1611, this story must make you sick. Little children - perhaps before the "age of accountability" - being torn to pieces by bears for making fun of a prophet? Your god doesn't sound like the kind of guy I would want to hang around with.