Why the Female Orgasm is Immoral!

[Saint Frankenstein]

I dunno, the fundamentalist I slept with thought my entire sexy self was sent by Satan to tempt him off the path of righteousness. It's something to do with that retarded story about the first woman bringing sin into the world, I imagine.

Also, the female orgasm doesn't serve a reproductive purpose and fundies prioritize reproduction over anything else in sex.

 

[Alceste]

Also, the female orgasm doesn't serve a reproductive purpose and fundies prioritize reproduction over anything else in sex.

Actually, the female orgasm increases the likelihood of pregnancy.If only the fundies knew, I'd have had a better time with that guy.

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

Actually, the female orgasm increases the likelihood of pregnancy.If only the fundies knew, I'd have had a better time with that guy.

Oh, I know. But I meant that the female orgasm isn't needed to reproduce. I didn't explain it well enough.

 

[Jollybear]

I dunno, the fundamentalist I slept with thought my entire sexy self was sent by Satan to tempt him off the path of righteousness. It's something to do with that retarded story about the first woman bringing sin into the world, I imagine.

Permit me to go deeper if i may. Did the fundamentalist have a former girl friend or wife while he slept with you or was he single?

Secondly, if he was single, then him thinking you were there to temp him and that your orgasm was from satan is false. His whole interpretation of biblical texts is WAY off and incorrect.

Now, this does not mean that you and him were compatable, that would be another issue entirely, but the orgasm itself is not of the devil.

 

[Alceste]

Permit me to go deeper if i may. Did the fundamentalist have a former girl friend or wife while he slept with you or was he single?

Secondly, if he was single, then him thinking you were there to temp him and that your orgasm was from satan is false. His whole interpretation of biblical texts is WAY off and incorrect.

Now, this does not mean that you and him were compatable, that would be another issue entirely, but the orgasm itself is not of the devil.

Ha - he didn't give me one. I was initially joking about orgasms coming from satan, this being a joke thread. The story about the fundie was completely true, but he was an incredibly selfish lover.

 

[Jollybear]

Ha - he didn't give me one. I was initially joking about orgasms coming from satan, this being a joke thread. The story about the fundie was completely true, but he was an incredibly selfish lover.

Oh, i thought you were serious, you were joking. Huh, i had no idea.

Ok, well, in that case, carry on, lol.

But, if he was a selfish lover, then THAT selfishness would be of satan, not the female orgasm.

 

[Alceste]

Oh, i thought you were serious, you were joking. Huh, i had no idea.

Ok, well, in that case, carry on, lol.

But, if he was a selfish lover, then THAT selfishness would be of satan, not the female orgasm.

If I still had his number, I'd get you to call him and tell him that. He wouldn't listen to me, on account of me being in cahoots with Satan and all.

 

[Jollybear]

If I still had his number, I'd get you to call him and tell him that. He wouldn't listen to me, on account of me being in cahoots with Satan and all.

one of the best ways you could get him is by using his own book he has faith in, namely the bible. Ask him to prove from the bible that the female orgasm is of satan. I gaurantee you, he wont be able to prove it. In fact he wont be able to give you any verses that directly even talk of it. That way you can get him to question his interpretation of the book he acceps.