Surely it cannot be a tradition within Judaism to obligate men to satisfy women! Surely not! The rabbis have misunderstood what must have been only a suggestion, or, perhaps even a mere hint, as an obligation.
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Why the Female Orgasm is Immoral!
- Thread starter Sunstone
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Surely it cannot be a tradition within Judaism to obligate men to satisfy women! Surely not! The rabbis have misunderstood what must have been only a suggestion, or, perhaps even a mere hint, as an obligation.
Small? Small? I certainly would never call two fulsome inches of power-packed pocket rocket "small"! Two inches, my dear, is well into the double digits where millimeters are concerned. Well into the double digits!
Pfft! Satan is just as much a metaphor for something else as is the female orgasm. Satan stands for evil, just as the orgasm stands for feminnazism. Both are mythical.
metis
aged ecumenical anthropologist
I don't specifically know the basis for their decision, but it really does make sense. My wife has a magnetic-stickem on the refrigerator door that goes like this: "If Momma ain't happy, nobody's happy". Trust me, after 47 years of marriage to the same woman, there's a lotta truth to that.
Caladan
Agnostic Pantheist
As wise men have said before us... The clit is real, it's the female orgasm that's the myth. Ergo from the perspective of the 9th century Caodong school of Zen, the female orgasm is neither moral nor immoral. It is in fact an illusion... Therefore ease thy searches for the orgasm and seek ye instead the clitoris my brothers and ye shall find true enlightenment and freedom.
Alceste
Vagabond
That must be where the saying "Let go and let god" comes from.
Caladan
Agnostic Pantheist
While we may argue about the chronological development of this proverbial genre...We are essentially in agreement about the philosophical truth behind such wisdom.
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
The clitor-what now?
I think he's talking about one of the parts that went into making the carburetors old fashioned cars once had. I see it as largely an irrelevant point today.
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
Ah, an obsolete technology. Nothing to worry over.
freethinker44
Well-Known Member
Y'all make this so easy for me to pick up chicks. SOOOO easy. Too easy.
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
freethinker44
Well-Known Member
I pick up chicks all the time. Sometimes I even put them back down... sometimes.
Have you even read the OP? Or Badran's responses?
Alceste
Vagabond
We human females have a variation of that phrase - ours goes "Let's come and oh, God!"
Alceste
Vagabond
How YOU doin'?
I'll take the straight chicks, you can have the lesbians and we'll split the bisexuals/pansexuals.
Alceste
Vagabond
No reason to pick and choose. Between the three of us I think we have it all covered.
I guess we're the Three Clitoristeers.