Why the Female Orgasm is Immoral!

[Badran]

How about I have a little fun by watching you and Badran show me how you pleasure a wine bottle?

Hah! That's where you got it all wrong. See, i have this thing called pride. Self-respect. Honor!

I don't pleasure wine bottles. Instead, they are the ones that pleasure me. I could care less whether the bottle is pleasured.

*Looks at precious wine bottle*

I will say though that i have much respect for wine bottles.

 

[Badran]

I will say though that i have much respect for wine bottles.

Deep, deep respect for wine bottles.

 

[Sunstone]

Now, more importantly, where's my flowers and a supper?

First, I gotta know if you'll be my Valentine and swear exclusive love to me so I can think of you as my rightful property?

 

[Sunstone]

ya you know the girls they want everything man moral or not

That's so true of women, Virus. Women are weak vessels who depend upon men for moral guidance. Without a moral man in their lives, they are in gravest danger of going astray and becoming Bad Girls, like Heather, for they are morally weak to begin with. That's why it is so important for a man to be like unto an sturdy oak, so that his women can cling unto him like vines for support.

 

[Badran]

I think that's just crossfire, I just roll over and go to sleep.

How unromantic. How unappreciative. How brutal!

I love it!

 

[Badran]

That's why it is so important for a man to be like unto an sturdy oak, so that his women can cling unto him like vines for support.

And so his woman does not roll over and go to sleep after orgasm. That's just brutal!

 

[Sunstone]

And so his woman does not roll over and go to sleep after orgasm. That's just brutal!

I believe it is a direct consequence of her having read Andrea Dworkin, myself.

 

[Jollybear]

Even if what you say is true, aren't women morally obligated to solve every other problem in the world before selfishly thrusting themselves forward front and center and catering to their own sordid lust for orgasms?

is not everyone obkigated to solve the worlds problems? But solving every problem in the world takes time, energy and skill, its not going to happen overnight. And not everyone will solve every problem. Some people will solve some problems while other people solve other problems. That peocess should not make us all supress time for play or pleasure. Why should it? Life has to be balanced.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Hah! That's where you got it all wrong. See, i have this thing called pride. Self-respect. Honor!

I don't pleasure wine bottles. Instead, they are the ones that pleasure me. I could care less whether the bottle is pleasured.

*Looks at precious wine bottle*

I will say though that i have much respect for wine bottles.

First, I gotta know if you'll be my Valentine and swear exclusive love to me so I can think of you as my rightful property?

No thanks. I can see negotiating with you two is a waste of time. Have fun with your wine bottles! I'm off to find myself a real orgy!

 

[metis]

According to Jewish Law (halacha), the husband has an obligation to satisfy his wife sexually.

 

[Alceste]

I myself believe that's not merely a feminist idea, but actually, a radical feminist idea. It's obviously a ploy to make men feel like flowers and supper aren't enough to entitle them to get laid. I strongly disapprove. And I'm not just saying that because I've never been able to actually consummate the sex act due to chronic impotence combined with premature orgasms. That has nothing at all to do with my opinion. My opinion is based on objective reasoning and fact alone.

As far as I'm concerned, **** the flowers and dinner.

 

[Alceste]

Okay i'll entertain the idea.

Why should i take it upon my shoulders to help someone else achieve an orgasm that requires harder work and more time than mine does? Huh?

What twisted logic can support such notion?

And why should a man like Sunstone feel small because of the fact that he can never achieve such feat?

Think about it!

If Sunstone is small, there are all sorts of prosthetics he could try...

 

[Alceste]

I don't think the female orgasm is immoral no more then i think the male orgasm is immoral. Why would it be immoral? If you believe God exists, then God created that function, if you believe in just nature, well, nature evolved that function. Either way, the function of orgasming is natural and good.

I know people who would argue that Satan is actually responsible for the female orgasm.

 

[Wherenextcolumbus]

How unromantic. How unappreciative. How brutal!

I love it!

Occasionally I may say "that was great" before rolling over and falling asleep.

 

[Wherenextcolumbus]

I know people who would argue that Satan is actually responsible for the female orgasm.

This makes sense, many women can not orgasm until they leave their sexually repressive religion because of guilt. It must be the devil tempting them.

 

[Wherenextcolumbus]

According to Jewish Law (halacha), the husband has an obligation to satisfy his wife sexually.

What is the conversion process again?

 

[Alceste]

Louis CK knows. (language warning)
[youtube]xGgS5GVCZwI[/youtube]
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xGgS5GVCZwI

 

[crossfire]

That's so true of women, Virus. Women are weak vessels who depend upon men for moral guidance. Without a moral man in their lives, they are in gravest danger of going astray and becoming Bad Girls, like Heather, for they are morally weak to begin with. That's why it is so important for a man to be like unto an sturdy oak, so that his women can cling unto him like vines for support.

Actually, I prefer my wines unoaked...
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woah! Does that mean I'm gay?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Female orgasm?

What's next, a thread talking about Sasquatch? The Loch Ness Monster?

Sheesh, we already have enough threads about myths and fantasies here. We don't need to bring up another one.

 

[Sunstone]

Female orgasm?

What's next, a thread talking about Sasquatch? The Loch Ness Monster?

Sheesh, we already have enough threads about myths and fantasies here. We don't need to bring up another one.

I think it's pretty obvious that if we were discussing whether qualia exist in the context of the female orgasm, we'd all need to concede it would highly unlikely for them to exist in that context.