Why they passed you up for a staff spot

[Iti oj]

Clearly for me, I was not forced to be a staff member because of my lack of spelling, grammar, and typing skills.

 

[DreadFish]

Im a wild card. Too unpredictable and non-conforming to be staff. You can't make a wild tiger into a guide-dog for the blind!

Yes, I am like that wild tiger. And yes, the other forum members are blind people.

 

[Iti oj]

Im a wild card. Too unpredictable and non-conforming to be staff. You can't make a wild tiger into a guide-dog for the blind!

Yes, I am like that wild tiger. And yes, the other forum members are blind people.

Tigerfish

 

[Avi1001]

Some are too busy fighting whales and quelling a Ninevite uprising ?

 

[Revoltingest]

I was passed up for....
- Not meeting the dress code
- The acrid smell
- The kilt malfunction
- Refusing Sunstone's advances
- Threatening to disrupt the bureaucracy
- Falling behind on my bribes to Quagmire
- That business with Wirey, 4con, the duck, the zucchini & the 10W40
- They hate me cuz I'm so fabulous!

 

[DreadFish]

Tigerfish

Ooh, I like that one. I dont know why I never thought of it.

 

[dantech]

They're all anti-semites! Why else wouldn't they pick me?

 

[chinu]

Why they passed you up for a staff spot

I know why.
But i'll not tell

 

[StarryNightshade]

Clearly, I'm way too neutral (read: boring).

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'm too anonymous.

 

[The Sum of Awe]

because i accidentally 99gb of threads

 

[Infinitum]

Because I run faster than them.

 

[Draka]

I'm a *****.

 

[Debater Slayer]

Because I'm freaking weird.

Oh, never mind. Just realized this thread is about why people were not made staff.

 

[Sees]

They don't want individual staff members having too much power...when I sneeze, people die...when I blow a kiss out into a crowd, somebody ends up pregnant.

 

[LuisDantas]

I smell bad and eat worse.

Wait, you say that do not know that? Never mind.

 

[Draka]

They don't want individual staff members having too much power...when I sneeze, people die...when I blow a kiss out into a crowd, somebody ends up pregnant.

So that explains...hey, we might have some child support issues to talk about bub.

 

[Sees]

So that explains...hey, we might have some child support issues to talk about bub.

Hmmm...does the wee one juggle knives, use one arm to lift cars, or have eyes that shine like stars?

 

[Revoltingest]

Because I run faster than them.

That should be "than they" because the following "do" is implied. Now you see yet another reason no one wants me on staff.

 

[idav]

Clearly I know and see too much which admins quickly realized as a disturbance in the force.