Why they passed you up for a staff spot

[Quagmire]

That certainly explains my own situation; if you are to be saddled with my drivel, might as well get some useful work out of that.

Thanks. I was wondering.

I always figured this was why I ended up staff.
'How can we stop this nimrod posting so much drivel?'
'Hey, let's make him staff and get him to clean the golden toilets. He won't have as much time for drivel-posting then...'

Yeah, I kind of figured I'd get some flack from staff for posting that.

Truth is, far as I can remember it's only come up 2 or 3 times:

--- one time we decided not to hire the person because of a fore mentioned reason.

--- the other time we went ahead and hired the member anyway.

--- third time I don't remember what we did.

 

[Iti oj]

saving a draft

Yeah, I kind of figured I'd get some flack from staff for posting that.

Truth is, far as I can remember it's only come up 2 or 3 times:

--- one time we decided not to hire the person because of a fore mentioned reason.

--- the other time we went ahead and hired the member anyway.

--- third time I don't remember what we did.

i doubt the claim you did something.

 

[Avi1001]

I got passed up because I am as dumb as I look.

Actually, Butter, when we did an IQ test on you....it came in too high to make you Staff, sorry.

 

[Twilight Hue]

Being a real Nowhere Man, it's logical to conclude there are no real Nowhere plans for staffing someone who lives in a real nowhere land.

 

[Renji]

Staff members don't exist. Only to those who believe in them.

 

[Wirey]

Staff members don't exist. Only to those who believe in them.

How zen.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Everyone hates me because I'm beautiful.

 

[Draka]

Everyone hates me because I'm beautiful.

Yep, that's right, that's why we all hate you, you nailed it, good for you.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Yep, that's right, that's why we all hate you, you nailed it, good for you.

Not everyone can be as pretty as me. Get over it.

 

[Draka]

Not everyone can be as pretty as me. Get over it.

I shan't, I shan't, I shall throw a tissy temper tantrum on the floor and muss up my hair in the process.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I shan't, I shan't, I shall throw a tissy temper tantrum on the floor and muss up my hair in the process.

Just make sure you're wearing some sexy lingerie while doing that.

 

[Draka]

Just make sure you're wearing some sexy lingerie while doing that.

Damn, wait right here, I'll be back.

 

[Wirey]

Apparently, I discuss bodily functions too often, which is frowned upon for some unfathomable reason! We all fart, crap and masturbate, and some of us can pull off the three simultaneously! Get used to it!

I'm going to the can.

 

[Revoltingest]

Apparently, I discuss bodily functions too often, which is frowned upon for some unfathomable reason! We all fart, crap and masturbate, and some of us can pull off the three simultaneously!

I put a bug in the RF cone of silence (where all the big decisions are made). It turns out that during your audition for staff, the consensus was that you could talk the talk, but not walk the walk.

 

[Wirey]

I put a bug in the RF cone of silence (where all the big decisions are made). It turns out that during your audition for staff, the consensus was that you could talk the talk, but not walk the walk.

You try walking during that trifecta.

 

[4consideration]

You try walking during that trifecta.

It was really just that afterward you kept bugging us, trying to get staff members to snuggle with you.

We gots stuff ta do!

 

[Wirey]

It was really just that afterward you kept bugging us, trying to get staff members to snuggle with you.

We gots stuff ta do!

No you don't!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Ok, the real reason is that if they paid me I'd never go away.

 

[Revoltingest]

No you don't!

Yes, they do....staff are very busy! They must....
- Decide which brands of caviar to serve at their soirees.
- Approve plans for the staff mega-yacht's interior decorating.
- Use up the Johnny Walker Blue Label supply before it turns rancid.
- Interview the new staff chauffeurs.
- Plan the next Crisco party. It'll be at 4con's house this time.

 

[Wirey]

Yes, they do....staff are very busy! They must....
- Decide which brands of caviar to serve at their soirees.
- Approve plans for the staff mega-yacht's interior decorating.
- Use up the Johnny Walker Blue Label supply before it turns rancid.
- Interview the new staff chauffeurs.
- Plan the next Crisco party. It'll be at 4con's house this time.

I had no idea. I thought they sat around throwing beer cans at Quagmire to make him dance.