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Why you should be promoted to moderator

Wirey

Fartist
I'll start. Ahem:

I'll crush all opposition to me! You'll all tremble in my mighty grasp! Live in terror, fools! I'll destroy your hopes and dream.... I mean, cake in the lunch room every Tuesday!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Were I demoted to moderator, I promise:
- End the abortion v pro-life debate by proclamation.
- Relegate the Feminism DIR to a subset of the hot rodding DIR.
- Make Stunstone take a bath at least once per month.
- Free bacon.
- You get to pick the avatar used by other posters.
- Bare buttocks & chests will be OK again.....hell, make'm mandatory.
- There will be a new red DIR, wherein only abuse is allowed.
 
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columbus

yawn <ignore> yawn
This seems like a good thread in which to apologize to the staff for my many indiscretions. Especially badran as he seems to get the bulk of the deleting and editing :sorry1:

Tom
 

Jayhawker Soule

-- untitled --
Premium Member
Being a Moderator would force me to be extremely and incessantly careful about how I phrase things, &#8230;
&#8230; oh, never mind. :(
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
Been there.

Done that.

Got the t-shirt to prove it.

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But RF should reinstate me, anyway. Because I said so.
 

CynthiaCypher

Well-Known Member
I wouldn't want to join their club because I believe that every single one of them is a tool of the Illuminati and are trying to institute Worldwide Satanism.
 

Debater Slayer

Vipassana
Staff member
Premium Member
I wouldn't want to join their club because I believe that every single one of them is a tool of the Illuminati and are trying to institute Worldwide Satanism.

Cynthia should be promoted to mod because she's in on our plan. It's too late to stop her now if she's not on our side.
 

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
It's about the power, silly!
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, & to hear the lamentation of their women!

I think you own this site. It doesn't make sense that you're still allowed to post. When I was a moderator there for a month or so, there was always this reference thing going on about 'the Godfather'. I tried to figure it all out, but was unable to get anyone to share any secrets.
 

Debater Slayer

Vipassana
Staff member
Premium Member
It's about the power, silly!
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, & to hear the lamentation of their women!

You're lucky you don't have to fix the restrooms upstairs. You should see what they look like after Naykidape's used them!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I think you own this site. It doesn't make sense that you're still allowed to post. When I was a moderator there for a month or so, there was always this reference thing going on about 'the Godfather'. I tried to figure it all out, but was unable to get anyone to share any secrets.
I'm amazed myself that I'm still here, since I'm on the outs with so many of the goons here.
Maybe that "goons" crack will get the job done, eh?
But own the place? If I did, the landscaping would have a lot more hostas.
 
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