As an English teacher, I naturally hate it when people use English in a backward or retarded way. For example, people who abbreviate every word when they type "i wnt u 2 no, i luv u" - most of the time, it's only a couple of letters different anyway. For me, it's far more effort to think about how to abbreviate everything than it is just to type it all out. It's also completely and utterly pathetic to use English in such a disgraceful way.
Secondly, sorry American cousins, but your spelling changes are unacceptable, and frankly, so is some of your pronunciation. I will force myself to forgive you, but....eugh. seriously - color, honor, neighbor? COLOUR, HONOUR, NEIGHBOUR. It's only one more letter to remember, and finally, (in the words of stephen fry) the crowning turd in the waterpipe - Aluminum - It's ALUMINIUM. ok? OK then.
Am I straying a bit off topic? OK, sorry. I really hate the words "gay" and "***" when it means homosexual. Where I come from, *** means cigarette too - dunno which usage came first. Anyway, *** just sounds really really horrible when you use it to mean homosexual. In addition, I really hate the word "gay" - I mean...it meant happy before right? So why did people decide it was a good word to use to mean homosexual. I mean, I've heard that story, about the gays in New York who would use it as some kind of code word or something...anyway, I think we should choose another word. I cringe every time I say the word, which is irritating for me since I am...that way. haha.