would you be god if you had the opportunity?

[kloth]

god, higher being or whatever you wanna call it.

what would you do differently?

just a hypothetical question.

 

[Sand Dancer]

No way! I can't even balance my checkbook!

 

[Riverwolf]

Heck, no! I'd be a complete control-freak of a God!

 

[Revoltingest]

As a god, I would speak into existence.....
- The bacon tree
- Calorie free chocolate
- The Wire, season 6
- Deadwood, season 4
- A virus deadly only to Jar Jar Binks, who actually exists in one universe.

 

[Evee]

I nominate Revoltingest for new god on the strength of calorie-free chocolate and excellent TV.

If I were god, I'd give receipts for prayers. Just so you know I got 'em.

 

[sojourner]

I am, by definition, precluded from being God. Angellous is my daddy.

 

[Sha'irullah]

I would easily take the position and do the following actions....

A) Rally the most untalented singers, celebrities and entertainers known to mankind such as Beyonce, every rapper, Justin Beiber, Halle Berry, Lady Gaga...oh hell lets just say all of them because Hell is exactly where I will put them!

B) Create a lavish Palace that is 200,000,000 square miles and floats adrift in space and rest on flat surface.

C) Subjugate all of mankind as my slaves, servants and pets. I may remove free will from whom I so choose.

D) Entitle all of them to worship me for eternity.

E) I will destroy them all then start a new just for the hell of it.

F) Wash, rinse, repeat, then laugh :biglaugh:


I am a cruel hedonistic deity

 

[fantome profane]

I am, by definition, precluded from being God. Angellous is my daddy.

Right, and for one person to be God and the son of God at the same time would just be confusing.

 

[ChristineES]

There is no way I'd ever want to be God- not even for 5 minutes.

 

[Me Myself]

When I lucid dream, I am God.

It works for me.

 

[fantome profane]

Threads like this are one reason I believe there is no God. Nobody wants the job.

 

[Sha'irullah]

Threads like this are one reason I believe there is no God. Nobody wants the job.

The issue is that these people are humans believing that god can be related to humans.
God is god, not human.

 

[Me Myself]

Threads like this are one reason I believe there is no God. Nobody wants the job.

There is an obvious reason for that.

Divine mind control!

 

[Thief]

It is written.....'ye ARE gods'...

Unless of course you have no real ability to perform as such.
Then you are dust.

 

[Breathe]

Maybe the god of a specific planet or two, or a lesser god, sure.


Mwahaha. Cower, mortals, before my wrath; you think God is bad in the Bible? You ain't seen nothing yet.

 

[The Sum of Awe]

I doubt the job is easy and it definitely takes a lot of responsibility, but if offered I can't say I'd turn it down.

I mean, I can't even keep my room organized but if I could there's no way I'd say no.

 

[Riverwolf]

It is written.....'ye ARE gods'...

Unless of course you have no real ability to perform as such.
Then you are dust.

Dust in the wind, dude...

 

[Kerr]

god, higher being or whatever you wanna call it.

what would you do differently?

just a hypothetical question.

Absolutely not. I would be a terrible deity.

 

[Kerr]

Being the slightly neurotic and insecure freakshow I am, I am not sure I actually want to think of what I might do as God .

 

[Me Myself]

If god job comes with omnipotence, you could simply make yourself a good enough god

Kowledge and organisation are defintely a form of power, so sure, with the proos, anyone can be God