methylatedghosts
Can't brain. Has dumb.
Add Firefly season 2, and I'll happily worship you
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would you be god if you had the opportunity?
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Add Firefly season 2, and I'll happily worship you
I'd assign a special demon just for them.
Extra ordinary feats of barbaric behavior and savagery such as this require special recognition.
No.
When I had to direct a short film for a class project, I was a total jerk. I couldn't imagine what I would do if I had complete and absolute power over the entire universe!
When I had to direct a short film for a class project, I was a total jerk. I couldn't imagine what I would do if I had complete and absolute power over the entire universe!
Breathe
Hostis humani generis
The worst thing is, that's not the worst thing I've had while talking to me. D:
Someone picking a big booger out of their nose, roll it, AND FLICK IT...
... someone scratch their ****, fart, and then chuckle...
And a lady scratch her lady bits, and then sniff her fingers.
WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? :cover:
Jupimartian
Ex-Protestant Christian
I'd transfer all sentient beings to a realm of eternal bliss, whether you'd want to go there or not
Me Myself
Back to my username
We are both.
Gjallarhorn
N'yog-Sothep
Exactly.
Thief
Rogue Theologian
Thread win.
I blame our ape ancestors.
Breathe
Hostis humani generis
Me Myself
Back to my username
Thank god you are not god!
If I was god, we wouldnt have hair anywhere we didnt want to! :cover:
What? Have you ever seen humans and thought, "I just want to give them a massage because I want to run my hands on that smooth skin!". Eww. But we do look at dogs and think "I want to pet that. It would be soft and fluffy and I just want to run my hands through that fur!"
If more fur means more free massages, I'm in!
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Me Myself
Back to my username
I assume you mean massage?
Trust me, I was specifically thinking about which humans I would like to rub when I said what I said
I assume you mean massage?
Trust me, I was specifically thinking about which humans I would like to rub when I said what I said
Haha, fixed.
And plus we wouldn't need so many clothes. And you couldn't see teenaged acne.
my uncle and his back, and my aunt would strongly appose that.
Thief
Rogue Theologian
Like the Wookies of Star Wars?
Caladan
Agnostic Pantheist
I would consider being a god, instead of God.
In the first case I'll be forever vital, strong, healthy and have supernatural powers. In the other case I'm supposed to be the old bearded man in the sky who keeps check of whether your neighbor cheated on his wife, or whether anyone took my name in vain.
Perfect!!