Alceste
Vagabond
it works this way:
You state something reasonable.
Someone (Mavis) disagrees with it.
Mavis wants to argue, but reasonable views are hard to attack.
So Mavis invents a straw man by misquoting you or inferring something silly.
Then Mavis proceeds to abuse her creation with cries of "False equivalence!" or some other buzzword.
And you're left wondering what on Earth Mavis is smoking.
Said the guy who thinks it's reasonable to call the Obama administration a "matriarchy".