Thanks for the frubal,my bad i should have said so,sooo rusty 
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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!! They're talking about ripping skulls from nun's bodies! I just know they are! He even said so! He said, "I've got the skull ready"!!!!! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!
Just so you know, I've got the skull ready. Now it's only a matter of delivering it. :beach:
... that might sound horrible to someone who doesn't know what we're talking about. Nonetheless, just thought I'd let you know.
Well, if the transformer is working right, it converts 120 volt alternating household current to 12 volts direct current. So, that would be safe. But what if the transformer isn't working right? I've heard of that happening.
True story: I had a friend once who used to convert toy train transformers into devices for running currents through his girlfriend's breasts. He'd clamp leads to his girlfriend's nipples and then up the current gradually. I always wanted to try that.
Well, I've slowed down with age. Nothing to be alarmed about, though. It's the quality of the wank fantasy that has improved. I used to wank to thoughts of schoolgirls with bibles. Now I wank to thoughts of schoolgirls with thorny whips made out of rose bushes. So, you see, somethings just get finer with age...like good wines.
Obsessive? Since when is wanking five times a day obsessive?
My new computer is up and running and I've noticed it's a lot faster than my old one. God is good to us atheists!
Well, well, well. So you've slunk back onto the Forum, eh? Good to see you!
I just installed a new computer. And guess what? It's better looking than you are! Isn't that remarkable?
Thanks.
Fricklesnort!
Like Jesus?
So... turning water to wine, multiplying bread, walking on water?
Not exactly inappropriate. Buzzed, not drunk. But if people asked for hugs I'd generally agree.
I would initiate some fist bumps with strangers when walking by, though.
Ouch!
Actually I am a bit more touchy-feely when I'm buzzed. Hugs do sometimes occur.
It might be like this.
You can try.
I'll probably say you're wrong even if you get it right, though. I don't know which posts were buzzed posts.
I've posted on wine before, but you just can't tell which posts.
Well there was wine too.
You imagine me doing cool things when in reality what I did was eat food and watch Cosmos. -
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