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aww here is some lemsip I am shocked you guys haven't discovered it's amazing healing properties :eek:

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We moved the river :facepalm: at some stage but the rive she be an obstinate we lassie and she returns every winter to reek a terrible vengence http://img.groundspeak.com/waymarking/display/4d6b244c-7b00-49d0-aff7-59692e604a0c.jpg

Ah you went the anti social, spread the germs route then, how ignoble of you. Do you have lemsip there, it is a fantastic totem for the diseased, it is basically fake lemonade with paracetamol in it, which you drink hot, it makes you feel better by advertising how sick you are to everyone. If you have I hope you are sipping away at them.

Yeah not drowned yet, the forecasted rains aren't here either we might have done a lot of sandbanking for nothing.

Hows your disease progressing, any let up ?

Fine depart, see if I care :sad:

Lol Ciara loves Just one knock knock joke, and tells it 10 times a day.

Knock knock
who's there
Orange
Orange who
Orange you glad I didn't say banana

I told her this joke today, ''Q. why did the skeleton stay home from the dance A. Because he had nobody to go with.

She thought about it for a minute then very seriously said, ''oh because a skeleton is just bones'', then without smiling said , ''it's a bit funny''

No swine flu ham, I know you got that :fight:

She also likes doctor jokes, ''Q.why did the goldfish go to the doctor- A. Because she was sick'' ''Q. Why did the cat go to the doctor - A. Because she was sick''

Funny girl but annoying as hell - it's a cultural thing

Yeah, I think your constant protestations about the homo magic is fairly indicitive of your fascination with it :sarcastic:

She really loves shaggy, she has a shaggy action figure that ''talks'' to her, mostly discussing their upcoming wedding, it is a step up from her imaginary friend named 'Jew' I guess You're lucky you have a boy, apparently they talk less.

Are you planning on inflicting your co-workers with your disease you should definitely ''Ham'' it up if you are - do you see what I did there

A cold eh, I did pay some of the wicca to curse you, with every frubal you recieve your white bloodcount is reduced by the same amount :yes: but witchcraft doesn't work so you should be grand.

I am ******* knackered kids are exhausting I also had to sit through a 3 year old girls 7 minute original composition describing her love for Shaggy from scoobie do - without laughing at the parts where fred gets hit by the mystery machine and shaggy saves him :biglaugh: there was also a drum solo.

I think the homeopathic cure for a cold is to get the mucus of someone with a cold and dilute it in a huge amount of water and drink it :yes: worth a shot

I know you are but what am I

I am quite oddly vain, tis true, I always say to my sis, I have that dismorphic thing in reverse Complacency ftw. That was an oddly impusive thing that I did though wasn't it. You should be used to it by now, it has been weeks and weeks since I started posting here.

Good night

Again with the fists

Yeah sure, I will wait up to see you contravene your no pics rule, not gonna fall for that one sunshine besides I have to be up early in the morning more child beating, I mean child minding for me tomorrow, pesky little critters ain't they, if it ain't going in one end, it's shooting out the other

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Like this one :D

Far too far, I am crushed and disappointed all in one. Oh wait no, my mistake, your jibes are weakass, try harder. I should give classes on how to insult people.

I am going to picture you know as a fey legolas type, please change your avatar to assist me in my visualisations.

BTW she laughed as she pee'd, and she doesn't often laugh, little monkey, still it could be worse

I may have been pee'd on, but the people around you think you're a blithering idiot

I'll just have to take your word for that now won't I , ya feckin' nerd. Oh you will be chuffed to know I was pee'd on today big time, by Olivia and I didn't have a change of clothes so I was pee soaked and then pee stained for hours

How predictable Current Activity: Viewing Thread Monta gets an arbitary amount of frubals

I am in a spamtastic mood today

You can mock me all you want, coz you're going to the special hell :p

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Barney told me I was special in a song once, are you mocking Barney

get rid of it how would I know I was special if I didn't have my illgotten gains to remind me. People might think I was just the same as them, especially the low frubal counts or LFC's as I like to call them :yes:

I thought I posted in your 18 million, I am only breaking wandered offs balls with that thread you should post your 18 million and do the same, expect alot more frubals since I floated that cap idea, I gots something to do on the off chance that gets enforced,

yeah finding out your co eye rollers on a forum are tweenies is a definite disincentive to remain.

Oh don't dnimer me of the gun ownership thread, a lot of would be charleton heston's and canadians whining over other countries decision to outlaw private gun ownership infringing on their rights to own guns, somehow, bunch of ****nuts