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I swear to god, it seems like IQs around here have dropped another 20 points recently. I don't know how much more I can take. May need to find somewhere new to roost - any suggestions? Actually, this is, by far, the longest I've ever stuck around any one spot.

Wait, wouldn't an a** man want top? I think your sense of logic is broken. You're obviously reading too many threads on RF - stop immediately before the damage cannot be undone!

Hey man, you want to be my frubal stacking exploit buddy? I hear it's all the rage. You want top or bottom?

Muppet is the best insult ever, no free will, no brain and a hand up your arse, it just covers so many bases. Rhyming slang is for Guy RItchie films and the history channell, all us english speaking Euros talk like we come from the OC now, you weren't aware ?

I was in a whore of a mood last night, I imagine it will be worse tomorrow, late early late early late early make monta mad, monta smash. I have been insulting trolls while you were asleep. Oooh this is a perfect excuse to post a pic of she hulk , don't you think :D

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I think Sam wants to tap that http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v229/374/119/q1470445348_5301.jpg

Really , fanny pack most people make a reference to the fact that the UK looks like it is ******* Ireland, but what ever childishness floats your wee boat.

If you cross the line you will get edited, it is very freeing, in a way.

Hungry and grumpy huh, what they stop making miso soup, wait I have another one, sounds like the schizo version of snow white.

So you were going to write something smart and funny , but you couldn't because the mods wouldn't let you, I see.

I am for deffo wacked out of my noodle on the cafeine yay me!

Get some grub before you hulk out and kill someone.

Only you would be the proud owner of that little epic, kudos btw , there are not many books I would be too embarrassed to go into a book shop and buy, but you have found one

I don't think I tell you enough how much I hate waterstones, every now and then I remember that you used to work there. Fecking useless fecking wannabe authors milling about the place trying to look relevent

I was tired so I had an illegal after 2 pm (way after 2pm) cup of coffee , I think I might be a bit wired , because my vm is over 560 characters too long I have edited out all the weirdness, and that's were the goodness lives :yes:

You forgot 50.01% female :sarcastic I am obsessed now with what got deleted, what on earth was too perverse or too humiliating for you to leave as is ? , intriguing.

I was very middle of the road when I was in secondary school, My best friend was a traveller and she left school, due to the last remaining free roaming adult in her family going to prison, I became best friends with a geek that my traveller friend used to bully and we adopted a stray goth. Irish schools are much different to US schools, I think, less cliquey.

Superbad is a brilliant and deeply underated movie, sweet and funny and just when you think it can't get any better, BLAMMO! hilarious penises

Ah - different time zones but you finish early!

Does that mean we're in the same time zone? 17 minutes to go here...

Copying and pasting, I should try that myself! here I've been banging nearly everything off all by myself.

Baggins rapes more than any dog in the world... I may have to have his nuts removed.

If I wasn't on my death bed, I would punch you in the neck!

In the summer, it's delivered by Moose. In the winter, by Polar bear and Caribou. And Seals if it's going overseas.

Really? Mathew Broderick with Downs syndrome?? Really? That's what you're gonna go with?

They do have a tendency to fold their ears inside out... And Baggins is a gluttonous rapist... But I love him anyway.

You gonna start some **** with me!? OH NO YOU DIDN'T!! YOU suck!!

You are not an ugly adult at all, stupid!

And I know you live like 10 minutes away from Darby's grave. That's why I'm entrusting this very important final request to you and only you!

How we're gonna get my ashes from Montreal to Cali is a completely different story, however.

I'm dying! I see the light! When I go, I want to be cremated and have my ashes spread over Darby Crash's grave.

You can also have my record collection.

Lol, you're awesome with these frubals! the last four batches are from you. Don't know how you do it!

Maybe I'm waiting to see a picture of you when you were a baby OUT of the womb

My cat is a bit of a luddite she watches a little tv but is only interested in the computer fi Chris Isaacs is singing, she is a little creepy about his voice, he must have a cat like quality. Otherwise she hates the computer with a venom, she usually reserves for books and newspapers.

I will endeavor to be meaner, I can't win, too mean for C1 and not mean enough for you.

G'night

You didn't answer the question :sarcastic: I think I will take my ****** self offline for the good of humanity.

Goodnight