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And I'm sitting here having a few by myself

So where's ya going?

PLEASE! You're never fricken home!

And why are you too busy for Joanna tonight?

Yeah, I figured as much. Everyone's too busy for Joanna tonight.

I'm bored and crabby. Wanna watch a movie together?

I mean she ain't skiing down the bunny slopes anymore.

P-word as in "penis" or "plans"?

Yeah, I do anything and everything for her, but as soon as I'm in dire straits and need a favor desperately, she's too busy drinking, coking out and jumping on any penis that pays her attention to help me out. It would have "ruined her plans".

Just Tara, as per usual. Selfish b*tch that she is.

People suck.

That is all.

Glad you got your lollipop, becareful with the headrubz though , you might be unwittingly being harassed sexually by your boss

Old Boy was brilliant, I am always perplexed when people say they hated it.

I dissappeared mid thought earlier because I was babysitting my niece. My sister will only leave here with me because of my ocdishness which she deeply approves of :biglaugh: I spent the evening checking to see she was still breathing, we will be lucky if the baby doesn't have some kind of complex

Oh I think posting pictures of yourself on the internet is kind of weird.I wouldn't do it for money and I like money. Shizer I have to be up in 41/2 hours what the hell am I doing on the interwebs

Bwahahahaha!! That was the best spam yet!

Hey do I mock you with regards to your hobbies, oh wait bad example. The picture is random, it is a picture I took not a picture I am in. Des Bishops accent is fairly bastardised. He can be funny or annoying it depends on his mood.

The fight scene from Chocolate is a bit funny, I haven't seen the film it is a good ad for it.

Have you watched YouTube - Sympathy For Mr. Vengeance (Korean Movie/English Subtitles) Part 1 of 12

I keep reading 'your opinions on spanking' 'your onion on spanking' and 'let's present some evidence' as let's pretend some evidence' although maybe the last one would be a good companion thread :biglaugh:

Jim Morrison is Jim Morrison's greatest enemy I think
YouTube - Saving Jim Morrison

How's the deadline, has it been and gone yet ? How did you do, will you get a gold star, or maybe even a lollipop :drool:

or

http://rooc.offtopicproductions.com/Images/Motivator_Deadlines.jpg

http://www.haroldsplanet.com/daily/images/Card_HP_deadlines.gif

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/mahlu002/oneday/deadlines.gif

HAHAHAHAHA you have to work.

YouTube - The IT Crowd - Series 3 - Episode 4: Fight

For laterz ;p

work is easier and the deadlines are further away. Have a good night, Des Bishop is an American who moved to Ireland, usually this would not qualify him as any kind of Irish despite his Irish heritage, however in an interesting codicil, he is successful thus can be claimed as Irish, he also speaks the Irish now.

Night again I think I'm going to pee and pass out hopefully in that order.