Correction. Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe but we have no evidence for his Noodly Existence apart from a contradictory book which was written 2,000 years ago; and every so often, by reading through it, we find some piece of meaning by jumbling up the words and phrases; and that's...
If aliens had religion, theirs and ours would mutually annihilate by recognition of how culturally and ethnocentrically rooted religions are, rather than containing any transcendent source of truth.
What's the difference between Rob Green and Justin Beiber?
Justin Beiber hasn't dropped any balls. :biglaugh:
OK, look, generally I find Rob Green jokes funny...
But that last one just crossed the line! :D
If they landed now? Like ****. That's the unfortunate truth. We can't even stop fighting amongst ourselves; how do you expect us to show respect to alien species?
Says in small grey font underneath; 'Pursian'
LOL I got another one with a religious slant ;)
A man goes to see his priest.
'Father, my wife keeps falling asleep in church'
'Here, take this stick. If she starts to doze off, give her a poke'
The next day they attend church.
The priest...
This will be like two supertankers repeatedly slamming into each other. Both of you will start trying to argue from evidence, but eventually resort to random interpretations and personal belief.
Blond, brunette and redhead die, and end up at the base of a 100-step golden staircase leading up to heaven. God appears at the top and says 'I'll tell a joke at every step, getting progressively funnier; if you can with-hold your laughter until the end, I'll let you in to heaven.'
They start...