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  1. El Conquistador

    Do you believe Moses parted the Red Sea?

    That sure does make for a more interesting read.
  2. El Conquistador

    The Newest

    I know someone like that. Nice lady from California, until the claws come out.
  3. El Conquistador

    Do you believe Moses parted the Red Sea?

    Killing? That's assuming a lot. I thought I saw that the Egyptian was smiting a Hebrew. Unless back then, smiting and killing meant the same thing. It certainly does not now.
  4. El Conquistador

    The Newest

    Are you cold? Your lips are blue.
  5. El Conquistador

    American Girl Wants to Marry MUSLIM Man, People's Reactions

    Achmed the Dead Terrorist believes it.
  6. El Conquistador

    Do you believe Moses parted the Red Sea?

    I wholeheartedly disagree.
  7. El Conquistador

    Do you believe Moses parted the Red Sea?

    If I'm reading this right, it was perfectly ok to off an Egyptian when no one was looking, and then stash his body in the dirt, but then not ok once the etch-a-sketch tablets were fabricated. Sounds legit.
  8. El Conquistador

    I'm An Atheist Who Follows the Golden Rule

    So it's more of a guideline than a rule?
  9. El Conquistador

    Immigrating into Africa.

    I believe you are smoking dope and eating dog food.
  10. El Conquistador

    American Girl Wants to Marry MUSLIM Man, People's Reactions

    She needs to watch the movie Not Without My Daughter.
  11. El Conquistador

    I'm An Atheist Who Follows the Golden Rule

    Yes. But the pizza sucks.
  12. El Conquistador

    I'm An Atheist Who Follows the Golden Rule

    No tombstone. I have in my will to be cremated, toss my ashes in a water hazard at my local golf course, then throw a huge kegger at the clubhouse.
  13. El Conquistador

    I'm An Atheist Who Follows the Golden Rule

    We serve a purpose, though.
  14. El Conquistador

    I'm An Atheist Who Follows the Golden Rule

    *worse.
  15. El Conquistador

    I'm An Atheist Who Follows the Golden Rule

    Green Eggs and Ham is overrated, anyway.
  16. El Conquistador

    Whats the point of voting?

    Is there some kind of list? I've only made a few posts here, so it isn't difficult to figure out which one. I would hope people aren't that thin-skinned, but if that's a no-no, so be it. I'm new and don't know all the rules.
  17. El Conquistador

    A Return

    Your next suicide? Did the last one not go so well?
  18. El Conquistador

    Do you believe Moses parted the Red Sea?

    I meant you.
  19. El Conquistador

    Whats the point of voting?

    Oh. Look at that. Swear words are censored here.
  20. El Conquistador

    Whats the point of voting?

    I always thought the point in voting was to be able to ***** about the other guy after the election is over.
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