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  1. Demonslayer

    The Positive Thread

    That's not very positive. :)
  2. Demonslayer

    Trapped People

    LOL. He walked his virgin daughters out and said to the mob "please, let me bring them out to you and do whatever you like." Is that what a normal father would do? Most fathers I know would bolt the lock, grab a bat and tell the gang rapists to get the hell away. But not this guy, he shoves...
  3. Demonslayer

    Trapped People

    Yes, he did actually. Read your Bible, heathen! ;) “Now behold, I have two daughters who have not had relations with man; please let me bring them out to you, and do to them whatever you like; only do nothing to these men, inasmuch as they have come under the shelter of my roof,” (Gen. 19:8).
  4. Demonslayer

    "Green Thing"

    Because it's the right thing to do, and perhaps if we set examples future generations will act better and deal with the population issue.
  5. Demonslayer

    "Green Thing"

    I think it's kind of dumb to try to look back and say previous generations weren't concerned about the environment because of the difference in population. My grandfather...part of "the greatest generation" (a rant for another occasion) was born in 1925. The estimated population of the world...
  6. Demonslayer

    God Designed Bananas Just For You and Me

    Monkeys eat bananas too, so God made bananas for monkeys, knowing they would eventually evolve into humans. Checkmate theists!
  7. Demonslayer

    When it comes to Prayer 76% of Americans Don't Give a **** About the Constitution

    I think we should interrupt every church service with a forced moment of silence so people can think about physics. Everyone on board?
  8. Demonslayer

    "Green Thing"

  9. Demonslayer

    God Designed Bananas Just For You and Me

    That's why God designed napkins. They are the perfect shape and material to wipe off banana.
  10. Demonslayer

    God Designed Bananas Just For You and Me

    The devil invented the coconut.
  11. Demonslayer

    Signs That You're Old

    And then... ...THEY'RE HEEEEEERE!
  12. Demonslayer

    God Designed Bananas Just For You and Me

    It can be eaten AND used as a marital aid. Perfect design.
  13. Demonslayer

    Signs That You're Old

    Damn, I think we had that exact one! There's a record player in that middle section.
  14. Demonslayer

    Signs That You're Old

    Remember the TV's that were like furniture?
  15. Demonslayer

    Post Your Favorite Creationist Lie, Exaggeration, Ignorance, Misunderstanding, or Silly Statement.

    Bus crashes with 100 children on it 99 children die 1 child lives... ..."It's a miracle!"
  16. Demonslayer

    Post Your Favorite Creationist Lie, Exaggeration, Ignorance, Misunderstanding, or Silly Statement.

    A good one from another thread: "We can't see the wind but we know it's there, same with God, we can't see God but we know God is there."
  17. Demonslayer

    Post Your Favorite Creationist Lie, Exaggeration, Ignorance, Misunderstanding, or Silly Statement.

    Perhaps the dumbest thing I've ever heard, it made my brain hurt the first time I read it. I guess Ray Comfort never saw a pineapple.
  18. Demonslayer

    When it comes to Prayer 76% of Americans Don't Give a **** About the Constitution

    But you can show this, test for it, prove it. Which you can not do here. Here's an interesting question...when you see the leaves moving, why don't you think it's God? Why do you accept that it is the wind moving the leaves?
  19. Demonslayer

    When it comes to Prayer 76% of Americans Don't Give a **** About the Constitution

    The God-O-Meter. **taps meter** This thing has been stuck at zero forever
  20. Demonslayer

    When it comes to Prayer 76% of Americans Don't Give a **** About the Constitution

    Who you callin' old?! :p
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