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  1. El Conquistador

    How to summon fairies

    I have it on good authority that faires wear boots. You gotta to believe me. Pretty sure they dance with dwarfs, too.
  2. El Conquistador

    Do you believe in soul mates?

    Not what I meant. The blind luck part is meeting your partner in the 1st place.
  3. El Conquistador

    Do you believe in soul mates?

    Well, there's no reason to be stupid about it.
  4. El Conquistador

    Do you believe in soul mates?

    I choose to be born in the middle of a cholera outbreak. I choose to be born in Auschwitz in 1944. I choose to be born after my mom popped thalidomide for a few months. I choose to be born to a crack whore. I choose to be born in Hiroshima in early August 1945.
  5. El Conquistador

    Do you believe in soul mates?

    Lol. I know. Weird.
  6. El Conquistador

    Do you believe in soul mates?

    First you're both really, really horny. Then you learn how to live with each other. Soul mates.
  7. El Conquistador

    Do you believe in soul mates?

    Not a chance in hell. It's all blind luck.
  8. El Conquistador

    GREAT News: Tim Tebow might run for Congress!!

    The comments I've read about Tebow from a great many people were not "indifferent" or "amused." If they were, then my reading comprehension ain't what it used to be.
  9. El Conquistador

    GREAT News: Tim Tebow might run for Congress!!

    I'll go ahead and add two things: 1) The people who know nothing about Tim Tebow but hate him because of the so called religious antics have taken what the media has given them hook, line, and sinker. Tebow was doing all those things before he became a famous football player. And guess what...
  10. El Conquistador

    I am leaving this forum

    "Hasta la vista" threads are so pathetic.
  11. El Conquistador

    GREAT News: Tim Tebow might run for Congress!!

    There's no accounting for taste, I suppose. The 2nd part, not the 1st part.
  12. El Conquistador

    GREAT News: Tim Tebow might run for Congress!!

    Watch out, Grumpuss, that Lasso of Truth might be your undoing.
  13. El Conquistador

    Jesus did not die on the Cross

    Oh, whatever. Way to ruin a good joke. I'll bet milk curdles when you walk into a room.
  14. El Conquistador

    Jesus did not die on the Cross

    If Jesus had been crucified a century ago, christians would be wearing tiny little electric chairs on their necklaces.
  15. El Conquistador

    Does Anyone Take the Story of Noah's Ark Literally?

    Those brackish fish sure did get a free pass, though, didn't they?
  16. El Conquistador

    Does Anyone Take the Story of Noah's Ark Literally?

    It's all a ferry tale!
  17. El Conquistador

    "Humans are born as atheists"

    What's funny is anyone who thinks there is only one meaning of the prefix 'a'.
  18. El Conquistador

    Work vs Volunteer

    Very specific ones, maybe. I'd say the significant majority them don't. I've done plenty of volunteer work, and almost all of it involved "stand here, do that" or "dig the fence post holes over there."
  19. El Conquistador

    "Humans are born as atheists"

    Oh, for crying out loud. Humans are pretty much "a" everything when they're born. When I was born, I was a-poopinginatoilet.
  20. El Conquistador

    I'm An Atheist Who Follows the Golden Rule

    Try googling 'Dr Seuss is a racist' and see what you come up with. Granted, he did it during a time when being anti-Asian was not exactly uncommon in the United States, but he was still responsible for it. If you look at those cartoons and don't see racism, I don't know what to tell you.
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