12 theories why creation is true.

[Sculelos]

Gee! Youz smarters than 50,000 scientists! Willz youz haz my love child?

Perhaps 50,000 scientist just have not thought of what I did.

Anyways have a look at this:

Notice : That Dinosaurs are in a fairly narrow spectrum

Which is 72-167 Million years ago.

Notice: The Life Get's smaller as the ages get older However notice that this is mostly a clever illusion, what is actually being displayed is Animals young in life that haven't had time to absorb radiation either due to the fact that insects don't absorb nearly as much radiation as quickly as larger animals or the fact that fish sometimes live in deep water and water shields them from absorbing radiation as quickly as other life-forms.

If you go back on Dinosaurs Dino's get smaller and smaller, notice this is because the smaller a Dinosaur is, the faster it loses radiation per pound of body-weight therefore it would appear that smaller dinosaurs lived in an earlier age when this simply isn't true.

This is also excellent proof that Dinosaurs were cold blooded as we find very few Mammals that have a radiometric age of more then 65 Million years.

However notice that Omo 1 and Omo 2 were 195 Million years ago, this means if evolution is to be believed the first humans were here 28 Million years before a single dinosaur ever set foot on the Earth, kinda hard to believe evolution when you know for sure Humankind had to be around before (or at least the same time) as those huge lumbering beast.

Oldest Human Fossils Identified

 

[Sunstone]

Perhaps 50,000 scientist just have not thought of what I did.

I would take that as an indication of their knowledge and intelligence.

 

[Sculelos]

I would take that as an indication of their knowledge and intelligence.

I noticed I failed at reading above but look at this: A 200 Million old Shoe print.

What Does a 200 Million Year Old Fossil with a Shoe Print Tell Us?<br> | Pureinsight

 

[averageJOE]

I do believe the Global Flood occurred in-fact I have evidence that it was not only Global but it was universal is that something you would like to see evidence for?

I would love to see this evidence.

 

[LuisDantas]

The OP is... less than fully convincing.

 

[adi2d]

I noticed I failed at reading above but look at this: A 200 Million old Shoe print.

What Does a 200 Million Year Old Fossil with a Shoe Print Tell Us?<br> | Pureinsight

It tells me there is no limit to the craap you can find on the internet

 

[secret2]

OP: Knock knock!
us: Who is it?
OP: Edgar Allan.
us: Edgar Allan who?
OP: POE!!

 

[Sculelos]

I would love to see this evidence.

Keep in mind finding these anomalies is like finding needles in haystacks but here is some weird crap that was found in the Mars Curiosity and Spirit photos.

What I think these are (All of them petrified).

Gorilla : Statue : Train : Robed Man
Fossil: Hat: Mouse
Helmet: Ant: Stone Face: Turtle
Squirrel: Frog: Plesiosaur: Bird

 

[InformedIgnorance]

Ummm how are any of these (even if they are true which for many I doubt) proof of a flood?

 

[StarryNightshade]

1. The Bible is true, this hinges on the idea that the Bible is fact and everything in the Bible that can be observed is historically and factually correct.

2. The Earth is not moving or rotating but the Air including outerspace air is moving around us.

3. The Sky and Earth is the World and the World is the Universe.

4. The Biblical year is 5801 after creation proving carbon dating methology totally messed up.

5. The World at one point in time used to be two pyramids back to back before it started curving and collapsed on itself. The top pyramid was the heavens and the bottom pyramid was the heavens, the middle was and is the Earth and people live on both sides.

6. If somethings not a plant, animal or human it is an angel.

7. Earth has 7 layers, 1 air, 1 ground, 1 water, 1 fire, 1 lightnings, 1 crystals, all combined form Earth.

8. Time is moving backwards slowly and is a figment of our imaginations, basically we have already died and are having our life played back in slow motion. 986 years to us is 1 day to God.

9. The Book of Enoch is the condensed 76 page version of the Whole Bible.

10. Plants can spawn insects and reptiles: Noah probably only took warmblooded animals with him and small rats and stuff on the Ark because all cold blooded insects and reptilles can be spawned by plants. (Spontanius mutation)

11. Dragons are hybrid animals that are formed by plant viruses that combine creatures together, this is centuars or sphinx or minitaurs or Murmaids or Giant Lions with wings!

12. Mankind was not created as Humans but as consious Energy that could shapeshift and think about thinking. God told mankind they could shift into any form except for human form because the day they changed into it they would be trapped as humans until the day they died and they would learn what good and evil and pain and suffering and pleasure and Love was.

Tell me what you guys thing about these.

Not to be mean, but is this a legitimate list or are you trolling us?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

1. The Bible is true, this hinges on the idea that the Bible is fact and everything in the Bible that can be observed is historically and factually correct.

2. The Earth is not moving or rotating but the Air including outerspace air is moving around us.

3. The Sky and Earth is the World and the World is the Universe.

4. The Biblical year is 5801 after creation proving carbon dating methology totally messed up.

5. The World at one point in time used to be two pyramids back to back before it started curving and collapsed on itself. The top pyramid was the heavens and the bottom pyramid was the heavens, the middle was and is the Earth and people live on both sides.

6. If somethings not a plant, animal or human it is an angel.

7. Earth has 7 layers, 1 air, 1 ground, 1 water, 1 fire, 1 lightnings, 1 crystals, all combined form Earth.

8. Time is moving backwards slowly and is a figment of our imaginations, basically we have already died and are having our life played back in slow motion. 986 years to us is 1 day to God.

9. The Book of Enoch is the condensed 76 page version of the Whole Bible.

10. Plants can spawn insects and reptiles: Noah probably only took warmblooded animals with him and small rats and stuff on the Ark because all cold blooded insects and reptilles can be spawned by plants. (Spontanius mutation)

11. Dragons are hybrid animals that are formed by plant viruses that combine creatures together, this is centuars or sphinx or minitaurs or Murmaids or Giant Lions with wings!

12. Mankind was not created as Humans but as consious Energy that could shapeshift and think about thinking. God told mankind they could shift into any form except for human form because the day they changed into it they would be trapped as humans until the day they died and they would learn what good and evil and pain and suffering and pleasure and Love was.

Tell me what you guys thing about these.

Is this serious? Dragons and centaurs are not real, plants cannot spawn insects or reptiles, shape-shifting is impossible, and I don't think anyone is going to consider a virus to be an angel.

 

[Sculelos]

Ummm how are any of these (even if they are true which for many I doubt) proof of a flood?

Well in the Book of Enoch none of the 7 planets actually existed before the Flood and indeed the whole Earth basically exploded when the rift lines burst it open and it took almost a year for Earth to sort back into habitable layers again, during the flood all 7 planets were created from different layers of Earth so if this theory is true I would expect to find all different sorts of petrified weirdness on Mars as indeed I do but examining the Mars pictures takes a lot of time and a lot of attention to detail but if it's something you get into you can find all sorts of weird anomalies. It took me a few hours to find the anomalies I posted though so it's not a quick process by any means.

Not to be mean, but is this a legitimate list or are you trolling us?

It's legitimate. Some of the words I used were very simplistic as I wanted to explain the theories in a way pretty much anyone could understand but by all means if you want me to clarify any of them just tell me what you want to know and I'll try my best to answer.

Is this serious? Dragons and centaurs are not real, plants cannot spawn insects or reptiles, shape-shifting is impossible, and I don't think anyone is going to consider a virus to be an angel.

Dragons and Centaurs were creatures of Myth and Legend. It seems in some instances I've observed insects spawning in plants even though the plants still had the skins intact. Shape-Shifting might not be impossible with the right sort of Technology but it's definitely a lost technology or ability and a Virus might not be an Angel but it probably could be considered as a Fallen Angel.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Dragons and Centaurs were creatures of Myth and Legend. It seems in some instances I've observed insects spawning in plants even though the plants still had the skins intact. Shape-Shifting might not be impossible with the right sort of Technology but it's definitely a lost technology or ability and a Virus might not be an Angel but it probably could be considered as a Fallen Angel.

Lious Pasteur already proved that insects do not spawn from things like meat, mud, and even plants. Shape-shifting is impossible, regardless of technology, because it is a violation of the most basic laws of physics. And I really do not think a lifeless thing that gets tossed about by the environment until it dies or lands on an appropriate cell is much of an angel, regular or fallen.

 

[Sculelos]

Lious Pasteur already proved that insects do not spawn from things like meat, mud, and even plants. Shape-shifting is impossible, regardless of technology, because it is a violation of the most basic laws of physics. And I really do not think a lifeless thing that gets tossed about by the environment until it dies or lands on an appropriate cell is much of an angel, regular or fallen.

I only think the insects can only spawn from living plants. I'm 100% certain they don't spawn from Animals, Meat or Mud.

Mesquites seem to form much more rapidly in areas with unsanitary water sources and some sort of moss or alga growing in the water areas.

If shape-shifting were possible, it would definitely take an enormous amount of energy per shift, it might be possible and not violate physics but we definitely don't have the technology for it as of right now.

I think as for the Bible it refers to anything that doesn't do what it is supposed to do as a fallen Angel. So I believe that Viruses could be the remains of Fallen Angels that if ingested can bind to your cells and tell them to do what they are not supposed to do. I think one of the greatest misconceptions in the Bible is people saying Angels are spirits with no physical bodies because all Angels manifest themselves from Stars but the fallen angels are burnt out Stars, fallen stars, dust, dirt, basically harmful non-living matter. They can cause Aids, Cancer, Cyst and all sorts of other diseases, I think they mostly attack the mental realm and constantly try to make people make stupid choices that will lead them to problems down the road.

 

[YmirGF]

I just want to thank the writer of the OP for the good laugh. You make my wild ideas seem so utterly normal and almost reasonable...

 

[Agnostic75]

I'll answer the radiometric dating one in a followup post as my post is too long.

I assume that you do not know enough about physics to adequately refute what Dr. Wiens said. Unless you can reasonably disprove what Dr. Wiens said, you cannot make a reasonable case that the earth is young.

I do believe the Global Flood occurred, in fact, I have evidence that it was not only Global but it was universal is that something you would like to see evidence for?

Yes, please provide your evidence.

As for Design consider this However it is long!

That would be fine, but only after you critique what Dr. Wiens said about the age of the earth at http://www.asa3.org/ASA/resources/Wiens.html, and
Ken Miller's article about the flagellum, intelligent design, and irreducible complexity at The Flagellum Unspun. In order for you to have valid scientific claims about the age of the earth, the global flood, and evolution, you would personally need to know a lot about physics, geology, and biology. It is already obvious that you do not know a lot about those fields of science.

Geophysicist Glenn Morton has studied the global flood theory for many years. He used to accept it, but after years of extensive research, he rejected it. He has an article about the global flood theory at http://glennmortonspages.wikispaces.com/Too+Many+Fossils+for+a+Global+Flood. Please critique the article. In addition, please critique another article on the global flood at http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/faq-noahs-ark.html#implications.

 

[Breathe]

Not to be mean, but is this a legitimate list or are you trolling us?

Poe's law strikes again.

I made up my mind long ago.

 

[Agnostic75]

Well in the Book of Enoch none of the 7 planets actually existed before the Flood and indeed the whole Earth basically exploded when the rift lines burst it open and it took almost a year for Earth to sort back into habitable layers again, during the flood all 7 planets were created from different layers of Earth so if this theory is true I would expect to find all different sorts of petrified weirdness on Mars as indeed I do but examining the Mars pictures takes a lot of time and a lot of attention to detail but if it's something you get into you can find all sorts of weird anomalies. It took me a few hours to find the anomalies I posted though so it's not a quick process by any means.

Wikipedia says:

"The Book of Enoch is an ancient Jewish religious work, traditionally ascribed to Enoch, the great-grandfather of Noah. It is not part of the biblical canon as used by Jews, apart from Beta Israel. It is regarded as canonical by the Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church and Eritrean Orthodox Tewahedo Church, but no other Christian group."

Are you a part of the Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church, or the Eritrean Orthodox Tewahedo Church?

Do you believe that God inspired the book of Enoch?

 

[dyanaprajna2011]

I'll answer the radiometric dating one in a followup post as my post is too long.

I do believe the Global Flood occurred in-fact I have evidence that it was not only Global but it was universal is that something you would like to see evidence for?

As for Design consider this However it is long!

Where is that article from? Has it been peer reviewed? It's an interesting article, and I think we'd all benefit to know where it's from and what other scientists have had to say about it.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

10. Plants can spawn insects and reptiles: Noah probably only took warmblooded animals with him and small rats and stuff on the Ark because all cold blooded insects and reptilles can be spawned by plants. (Spontanius mutation)

So...l understand where you're coming from (Edgar Allen) but just in the interests of making your fiction as believable as possible, h do you deal with the cognitive dissonance required to disbelieve in evolution, yet believe a 2000kg Saltwater crocodile could have spontaneously mutated from a plant?
Also, any hypothesis on the type of plant? l have discounted daffodils and pansies. Perhaps tulips?