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574 days left :D Until Jesus returns

Sunstone

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
Smoke said:
I read The Late Great Planet Earth in 1972, and so I know that Jesus must inevitably return no later than 1988. I conclude that he has returned but is laying low and keeping out of the public eye, probably -- if we can judge from his behavior last time he was here -- in disreputable company. I don't blame him a bit.
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I saw him hiding in my garage last week. I was so embarrassed for him that I pretended not to see him. "So, it's come to this, Yeshua?", I thought.
 
YmirGF

YmirGF

Bodhisattva in Recovery
DallasApple said:
We all die alone.

I think its sick that someone says its at "5:00 on a Wednesday.

Love

Dallas
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Guess I won't be buying those season's tickets to the symphony. Oh well... mind you, it'll probably be a good light show to go with some old Pink Floyd records.
 
DallasApple

DallasApple

Depends Upon My Mood..
YmirGF said:
Guess I won't be buying those season's tickets to the symphony. Oh well... mind you, it'll probably be a good light show to go with some old Pink Floyd records.
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Sounds good to me honey..

Who's dying me or you!

(P.S as long as we re still alive we can go to the symphony together!)

Love

Dallas
 
DallasApple

DallasApple

Depends Upon My Mood..
Im fasting ya'll...

I dont normally do that .

But Im fasting for a week.

I started today and I get no food.

So Im not even hungry is the weird thing.

I will drink and dance.

Love

Dallas
 
tumbleweed41

tumbleweed41

Resident Liberal Hippie
itwillend said:
OH don't be so narrow minded Tumble, what I am awaiting is the ending of the very thing you are defending.
The cycle of death and life is a bad thing. To rid the world of death is what I await, don't you see that at all?
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The cycle of death and life is natural law. It is not a "bad thing", it is a natural part of the universe. The deaths of my mother and grandfather were grievous, and the births of my children were wondrous.

What you await, honestly, is the end of death for a chosen few. And the end of life for the rest.

Do you hate the natural order of life so much that you would rejoice in the sacrifice of many, in order to spare the eternal lives of the few?
 
Autodidact

Autodidact

Intentionally Blank
itwillend said:
Lets think about that for a moment.
I believe the world is going to end, and therefor money will be of know use to anyone. If I make that bet, I am COMPLETELY mocking what is a serious situation. Sorry it is a game to you, it is not for me.
You are not the first to come up with this clever bet, but think for a moment from my perspective. However, I already said I will be the first to admit I was wrong, and will not be looking for another date. I won't run and hide, but as it stands, I am pretty confident.
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So I take it that you will not risk $1000 on your assertion?
 
Just_me_Mike

Just_me_Mike

Well-Known Member
tumbleweed41 said:
The cycle of death and life is natural law. It is not a "bad thing", it is a natural part of the universe. The deaths of my mother and grandfather were grievous, and the births of my children were wondrous.

What you await, honestly, is the end of death for a chosen few. And the end of life for the rest.

Do you hate the natural order of life so much that you would rejoice in the sacrifice of many, in order to spare the eternal lives of the few?
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Sorry it is not my choice, I am as equal as you are.
 
C

challupa

Well-Known Member
tumbleweed41 said:
He got it from Harold Camping of Family Radio, who has already failed in his first prediction. This is his second.
Judgment Day

1994
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Oh, thanks for the answer. I hadn't heard about this one. I've heard of 2012 of course but now there is an October 31st 2009 too!!! I don't think that's fair. Halloween is my favorite time of the year!!!
 
OmarKhayyam

OmarKhayyam

Well-Known Member
tumbleweed41 said:
He got it from Harold Camping of Family Radio, who has already failed in his first prediction. This is his second.
Judgment Day

1994
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No he didn't. This May 2012 or whatever it is is his own concoction. He has a very involved and ***-backwards way of calculating biblical time lines. He disagrees with Camping on several "key" dates and age estimates.

He posted his "calculations" as proof of how he came to this specific date once on another site. He has an exact date for the flood and what day of the week Noah got off the ark.:facepalm:

BTW, Auto he declined to will his personal effects. An offer made before by somebody. He could not offer a good reason why but he declined to name anyone in his will. So don't expect him to take your bet - or anyone else's.

End times prediction should be made of sterner stuff.:rolleyes:
 
blackout

blackout

Violet.
Maybe there's a living in following predictions
and betting all you've got against 'em.....

keep doubling your money every...
I dunno? six months? three years? or ten?

Still you can't lose.
 
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