The problem is that thief has very basic, but very flawed understanding of physics.
His physics required the superstitious belief of "being" (god, spirit, creator or designer) doing supernatural magic and poofing.
He doesn't understand physics or even science, because he has already buried his head, ten feet deep, believing that wishful thinking or fantasies to be true.
People have been trying to teaching him science for the last 7 to 8 years, but you cannot teach someone who is not willing to learn and understand science.
I'm new here, a topix expat but i am already seeing exactly what you mean. I've trawled a few threads and really some of the concepts that Theif has put forward are nothing short of outlandish science fiction humour plots