Amechania
Daimona of the Helpless
Isn't Keira Knightley the cheap producers version of Natalie Portman?
Keira isn't even the Walmart version of Natalie Portman. Natalie Portman is a cinematic goddess. Keira is the K-Mart knockoff of the Walmart aftermarket version of Natalie Portman.
Ooh, I just thought of one I can't stand: Jennifer Anniston! She is the Dollartree version of the Kmart version of the Walmart version of Natalie Portman.