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Are Bears Mammals?
- Thread starter Songbird
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Songbird
She rules her life like a bird in flight
Koala bears clearly aren't, as evidenced by their innately wicked cuteness.
Little known fact: Koala bears are actually mentally challenged Ewoks.
Ewoks aren't from Earth and therefore can't technically be classified as mammals. So I'll give you that one.
McBell
Unbound
It is painfully obvious that Ewoks are greatly evolved cows.
I mean one does not even have to apply the secret universal evolved word code to see it.
Songbird
She rules her life like a bird in flight
Awww, water bears are the cutest, sturdiest li'l things you ever did see! All indestructible and adorable. They could teach mammals a thing or two.
Songbird
She rules her life like a bird in flight
This is good. Now we have many alternate sources of milk - koalas, ewoks, 9-10ths Penguin. If the impending milk drought of 2020 is as dire as prophesied, we may need to call on these backup sources.
I do what I can.
I bet that if you feed me enough chocolate, I'll lactate chocolate milk.
I think we should try it out just to make sure.
painted wolf
Grey Muzzle
I love Tardigrades! Any critter that can survive the vacuum of space has got to deserve some respect!
Plus, they are darn cute to boot!
Awe... all curled up in a widdle ball.... cute overload! :faint:
wa:do
Songbird
She rules her life like a bird in flight
A tragesty, Prince o Dorkness.
Engyo
Prince of Dorkness!
Now, now, don't go all Sarah Palin on us...........
Songbird
She rules her life like a bird in flight
I was in class last night - we were talking about dewesternizing media studies - and that line hit me. Thank you for that.
Songbird
She rules her life like a bird in flight
Songbird
She rules her life like a bird in flight
I love Tardigrades! Any critter that can survive the vacuum of space has got to deserve some respect!
Plus, they are darn cute to boot!
Awe... all curled up in a widdle ball.... cute overload! :faint:
wa:do
Isn't that the freakiest creature? Come on, it lasts a decade without water, can survive absolute zero, AND has cuteness?! Let's see how we feel when it takes over the world.
painted wolf
Grey Muzzle
Cows aren't originally from earth either. Anyone who's studied bovineology knows that their ancestors became standed on this planet after a couple of poorly timed jumps over the moon.
My God, what are they teaching in schools these days?
Songbird
She rules her life like a bird in flight
Suckup! Wait....can - can they hear us?
Ahem, I too welcome and, furthermore, worship our tiny adorable overlords, who so graciously deign us with their indestructible and non-creepy presence.