Are you brave enough to tell us embarrassing things about you?

[Ingledsva]

I've already told my most embarrassing moment here - but -

Friends and I decided to go skinny dipping. We drove way out of town into the mountains, to a small stream that had a tiny natural pool to swim in.

So we are all naked in the tiny pool, and I had to pee. Didn't want to pee in the water as the pool was too small.

So I got out and ran naked, hair flying, up to the edge of the woods and squatted down. Then ran back to the pool.

A few days later a friend brought over her new boyfriend. He was new to town and we started talking about places to go on the island.

At which point he said, - speaking of that, the funniest thing happened a couple of days ago.

We were out doing war-game maneuvers in the woods, learning to use our new night vision goggles, when a long haired blond got up out of a pool and ran naked up toward where we were, squatted and peed, and then ran back to the water.

He said they were trying hard to hold their laughter in because they couldn't break silence, or move.

I was appalled, but he didn't seem to recognize me, so I asked him if he knew who it was, - to see what he would say.

He said we have no idea, - we weren't looking at her face.

*
Another time, I was out snowmobiling and decided it would be fun to cut "full speed" across a frozen lake.

Unfortunately, I didn't see the tiny bit of greenery poking up through the ice where I was headed.

My ski caught it, and it twisted the machine sideways, sending me flying, and rolling over-and-over-and-over-and-over across the ice.

Everybody thought it was hilarious, - then they picked me up, - and ran after the snowmobile.

*

 

[Digital_Monk]

I bite my fingernails painfully short. It's a habit I just can't seem to break.

 

[Deidre]

I sometimes go into a panic attack...when preparing to give a speech to peers at work. Wish this stupid worry would stop.

I'm superstitious.

I sucked my thumb for a long time as a child.

I wish I was a bird, and could fly away.

 

[Smart_Guy]

I used to collect rocks when I was young. One of the "rocks" I got a hold of I liked so much i walked around with it in my pocket for a couple weeks... right up until my mom examined it and informed me that it was actually a petrified piece of dog crap.

Ewww!

At 28 I'm still a virgin.

Cheer up, INP. There is nothing to worry about here. You're still young and have a long life ahead of you, God wiling.

It's embarrassing to some degrees but I like to be dominated...yes sexually. Why is that embarrassing in some ways? Well it I was with a woman and she wasn't into it or thought it is strange then it would be embarrassing. Not to mention some of my more extreme ideas that fit into that realm.

I had a feeling you would say something about sexuality

I've already told my most embarrassing moment here - but -

Friends and I decided to go skinny dipping. We drove way out of town into the mountains, to a small stream that had a tiny natural pool to swim in.

So we are all naked in the tiny pool, and I had to pee. Didn't want to pee in the water as the pool was too small.

So I got out and ran naked, hair flying, up to the edge of the woods and squatted down. Then ran back to the pool.

A few days later a friend brought over her new boyfriend. He was new to town and we started talking about places to go on the island.

At which point he said, - speaking of that, the funniest thing happened a couple of days ago.

We were out doing war-game maneuvers in the woods, learning to use our new night vision goggles, when a long haired blond got up out of a pool and ran naked up toward where we were, squatted and peed, and then ran back to the water.

He said they were trying hard to hold their laughter in because they couldn't break silence, or move.

I was appalled, but he didn't seem to recognize me, so I asked him if he knew who it was, - to see what he would say.

He said we have no idea, - we weren't looking at her face.

Holy grilled chicken! That was you?

I bite my fingernails painfully short. It's a habit I just can't seem to break.

Ever since I started clipping my finger nails deep enough, and cutting the dried skin with it, I got rid of this habit. Try it.

I wish I was a bird, and could fly away.

I'm glad you're human... to know you

 

[Deidre]

You are a very good man, @Smart_Guy - thank you for that. I feel that way about you, too. Don't become a bird.

 

[Politesse]

I still call my Dad for instructions if I need to do anything remotely financial. Will be up a creek when he dies.

I am secretly just as bad a procrastinator as any of my students, and lie just as poorly.

I never took trigonometry, calculus or physics.

I am a card-carrying vegetarian when at the grocery store or in the refrigerator, but have absolutely no willpower in a restaurant. It's the smells I think. If carne asada is on the line, I turn into a monster. Or gravy. Dear heavens, country gravy.

 

[psychoslice]

I had cancer of the prostate gland, and it was surgically removed, after that I couldn't get an erection because they cut the nerve that allows an erection. I have tried Viagra, and injections that didn't help, so the only way I can get an erection is by a penis pump, which you pump blood into the penis and then when its fully erected you slid a band around the base of the penis that keeps the blood within the penis. I haven't had sex since the operation as I am too afraid, its like saying to a partner, wait until I pump my penis up, just too embarrassing for me.

 

[Smart_Guy]

You are a very good man, Smart_Guy - thank you for that. I feel that way about you, too.Don't become a bird.

I won't become a bird... since you asked

By the way, this means a lot to me. Thanks

I had cancer of the prostate gland, and it was surgically removed, after that I couldn't get an erection because they cut the nerve that allows an erection. I have tried Viagra, and injections that didn't help, so the only way I can get an erection is by a penis pump, which you pump blood into the penis and then when its fully erected you slid a band around the base of the penis that keeps the blood within the penis. I haven't had sex since the operation as I am too afraid, its like saying to a partner, wait until I pump my penis up, just too embarrassing for me.

Sorry to know man.

I don't think this is anything embarrassing. If anything, it is sharing a special case with friends. Thank you for sharing this with us and we feel for you

 

[psychoslice]

Thank you Smart Guy, I know your right but I do sometimes feel embarrassed, but thanks for your kind words.

 

[Papoon]

I can't wink one eye. Its so annoying when you're trying to flirt. It's not very sexy to wink both eyes.

Yeah it is. Do it slowly like a cat, with a Mona Lisa smile. You can bewitch anyone.

 

[Papoon]

I've already told my most embarrassing moment here - but -

Friends and I decided to go skinny dipping. We drove way out of town into the mountains, to a small stream that had a tiny natural pool to swim in.

So we are all naked in the tiny pool, and I had to pee. Didn't want to pee in the water as the pool was too small.

So I got out and ran naked, hair flying, up to the edge of the woods and squatted down. Then ran back to the pool.

A few days later a friend brought over her new boyfriend. He was new to town and we started talking about places to go on the island.

At which point he said, - speaking of that, the funniest thing happened a couple of days ago.

We were out doing war-game maneuvers in the woods, learning to use our new night vision goggles, when a long haired blond got up out of a pool and ran naked up toward where we were, squatted and peed, and then ran back to the water.

He said they were trying hard to hold their laughter in because they couldn't break silence, or move.

I was appalled, but he didn't seem to recognize me, so I asked him if he knew who it was, - to see what he would say.

He said we have no idea, - we weren't looking at her face.

*
Another time, I was out snowmobiling and decided it would be fun to cut "full speed" across a frozen lake.

Unfortunately, I didn't see the tiny bit of greenery poking up through the ice where I was headed.

My ski caught it, and it twisted the machine sideways, sending me flying, and rolling over-and-over-and-over-and-over across the ice.

Everybody thought it was hilarious, - then they picked me up, - and ran after the snowmobile.

*

LOL, that first story is a classic.
It reminded me of my younger days when I was a tripsta. I went to a national park, alone, and found a glorious freshwater pool. I was way out there...I was naked and enjoying diving from the rocks into the pool, then opening my eyes underwater and looking up at the sun through the water, which was beautiful beyond description. I would swim to the surface and emerge into a paradise of blue sky and trees, over and over. It was so good.
On the last of these bliss-outs, I emerged and found the pool surrounded by a troop of giggling girl guides !
And they didn't avert their eyes. LOL. Aaah, memories...

 

[Yerda]

I well-up if I see adverts for child or animal protection. Almost every damn time.

I'm really immature for my age (no, really).

I love maths but I'm awful with numbers.

 

[Thana]

I will start. I'm an Arab and I don't know the Arabic alphabet in order, and I just recently learned the Arabic months in order. I don't know the English months yet. I do know the English alphabet tho. I also don't know my birth date in Gregorian. Oh yeah, I'm a 34 year old virgin man (proud of it) and I have manboobs. I also have fear of women. I love women so much tho.

Are you man enough, woman enough, whatever enough, to tell us embarrassing things about yourself? Can you beat me in this?

Umm.. Well...
I'm a closet nerd. And not the smart kind, just the dorky kind. I act demure, I wear modest dresses and smile politely and seem like an ordinary nice girl. And then I get home, sit down to some gory anime or bust out my favourite game. One time I even stayed up for 48 hours straight playing an mmorpg. I'm totally into Light Novels, And I recently finished this amazing manga about street fighting. Oh and wuxia's are pretty decent too. I also re-watch my favourite TV shows constantly, and I've been known to check out fanfic.

No one really knows the true extent of my nerdiness.. But yeah, It's pretty bad. I'm too embarrassed to admit to most of it, even on here.

 

[Melinda Rose]

I adore pop punk, and this is my fav band! I get teased so much!

 

[Peace48]

Horrible at parallel parking. Yes, take my man card

 

[Digital_Monk]

I thought I had posted more than the fingernail biting. Hmm.

I was a late-bloomer and went through puberty late in school. I was teased constantly and it helped to make me bitter.

I am an extremely bitter, sour, angry, resentful person.

I am unable to forgive people and I hold grudges permanently.

I have NO athletic ability.

During a really bad time of life, I would watch Tellitubbies in the morning to cope with the day.

I cry entirely too much for a male. I do this in secret as much as I can.

When I have the chance, I watch old Bugs Bunny cartoons late at night and laugh like a moron.

I look, dress, and groom like a slob to keep people away from me.

 

[Deidre]

I choose avatars sometimes, of red haired women because they remind me of my late grandmother, who resembles most of them in her younger days. She had long red hair, even into her later age, and she'd wear it in a bun. My way of remembering her. I miss her.

 

[Digital_Monk]

Oh dang, I forgot one until I saw another thread

I can't ride a motorcycle. At all. I'd stare at one like a monkey doing a math problem. Almost everyone else in my family can ride or used to, and most people I know that I associate with ride, but I just don't know anything about them. Honestly, I'm not sure I should accurately be called a "man".

 

[lunamoth]

I cannot park my car in reverse.

Ciao

- viole

I can park my car in reverse, but I avoid it whenever I can. I am becoming more and more afraid of driving in crowded parking lots, and I avoid heavy traffic as much as possible. I will even pay high tolls to avoid having to go on certain highways. And, I need to commute 30-plus miles each way to my job in the Denver metro area every day!

 

[Quagmire]

Sadly, I have nothing to be embarrassed about. By my age everything is good.

Weird isn't it? We spend the first part of our lives almost obsessively concerned over what other people think and then one day we wake up and realize how few people actually do.