Of course I am. I have drank my own urine in relatively small amounts on various occasions. It tastes like a mixture of vomit and body odor. I am convinced that feces taste better.
I was molested in first grade by my girlfriend on the playground. The teachers told her to stop looking in people's privates... I hated it then, but I wish it would happen now.
I rarely brush my teeth. I use mouthwash every once in a while.
I've gone to school with my own semen all over my pants.
That's about it. Not much of anything too embarrassing has happened to me. Most of my embarrassment seems to be hygiene related. I didn't start taking showers every night (or almost every night- I don't take the on Thursday, Friday, or Saturday night's) until in sixth grade, when I hot girl told me I smelled horrible... that was pretty embarrassing right there.