Argue!

[Rival]

Pick one and defend it like it were your religion! Hate on the others!

 

[BSM1]

"I will plow your fields to raise new wheat..." John Deere 4:19

 

[Brickjectivity]

1,700-Year-Old Sock Spins Yarn About Ancient Egyptian Fashion | Smart News History & Archaeology | Smithsonian

Behold ye world's oldest and most admirable sock. The other things on the list are nothing.

Pomegranites - cheap
Lamp posts - stupid
Tractors - they rust
Loofah - basically its a gourd isn't it

 

[sun rise]

Pomegranates are the one TRUE choice of all those who would be on the side of HISTORY and known for being TOTALLY CORRECT.

None of the others are good to eat and that is PROOF enough that they're false and evil. No more evidence should be needed by anyone with half a brain.

But if you have less than 1/2 a brain and thus almost lost to darkness, consider the divine color of the pomegranate. Clearly that is additional proof to any that need it.

But there's even more. Consider the shape. It's not a totally symmetrical shape which is clearly perfect because it reflects the reality of the world. It's somewhat spherical which obviously promises the divine world of the future where life itself will be spherical in all aspects.

But wait, there's more. It comes through the generosity of Mother Earth which proves that it is both masculine and feminine transcending the limitations of either

 

[sun rise]

The Divine Pomegranate: One Fruit, Many Seeds

Get one and meditate on it until the manyness which is your nature is transformed into the one true and universal nature of the Divine Pomegranate.

And the One Fruit of the Pomegranate will transform the lives of the many seeds which represent its devotees.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Any form of alternative free thought is for tractors and when you think about anything but our beloved Loofah, you might as well lamp-post an old sock.

 

[SalixIncendium]

While I have my own personal view, pomegranates, lamp-posts, tractors, loofahs, and old socks are a personal choice and I accept one's right to have them.

 

[Rival]

While I have my own personal view, pomegranates, lamp-posts, tractors, loofahs, and old socks are a personal choice and I accept one's right to have them.

Only lamp-posters would say such a thing.

Smash the lamp-poster!

 

[Dawnofhope]

Only Old Socks can be demonstrated to have worked and proven the greatest benefit for humanity. They have proven the test of time and even the misguided wearers of apostate new socks know the value of Old Socks.

Everyone knows pomegranates while appearing lucious are the worst and most deceptive of fruits. They cause severe dysentry and allergies. They are the ones the Old Socks warned of when they spoke of bad fruits.

 

[stvdv]

Pick one and defend it like it were your religion! Hate on the others!

I defend all (non) faith.
So "no hate" on the others.

1. Pomegranate
2. Lamp-post
3. Tractor
4. Loofah
5. Old sock

1. Sweet + Astringent... I like it
2. "Be a light" is all needed for me
3. Used to provide food
4. Healthy vegetable
5. Kept me warm for years

All items seem from the good old days
How could I hate them

 

[lewisnotmiller]

@Rival
This is a ridiculous thread, and a clear sidetrack from meaningful religious discussion.

Rather than argue the toss about stupid inanimate objects like loofahs and lamp-posts, we should be putting all our efforts into the real discussions of import.
Such as how the heathen new socks can be brought back into the fold of the one true sock religion, the original and best, old socks.

 

[nPeace]

Pick one and defend it like it were your religion! Hate on the others!

Pomegranate - the number one fruit on the planet. There is no competition.

 

[BSM1]

@Rival
This is a ridiculous thread, and a clear sidetrack from meaningful religious discussion.

Rather than argue the toss about stupid inanimate objects like loofahs and lamp-posts, we should be putting all our efforts into the real discussions of import.
Such as how the heathen new socks can be brought back into the fold of the one true sock religion, the original and best, old socks.

Oh please spare us any Prodigal Sock stories....

 

[amorphous_constellation]

A tractor can crush any of those things, though I don't know what a loofah is. It sounds like a piece of furniture that a tractor would crush

 

[sun rise]

A tractor can crush any of those things, though I don't know what a loofah is. It sounds like a piece of furniture that a tractor would crush

Ignorance of inferior faiths is a problem of the unwashed. You need to carefully study all the faiths to know why Pomegranate Religion is the One True Faith.

 

[sun rise]

A tractor can crush any of those things, though I don't know what a loofah is. It sounds like a piece of furniture that a tractor would crush

Ignorance of inferior faiths is a problem of the unwashed. You need to carefully study all the faiths to know why Pomegranate Religion is the One True Faith.

 

[74x12]

You can lose an old sock but you can't find it without a lamppost.

 

[amorphous_constellation]

You can lose an old sock but you can't find it without a lamppost.

tractors have lights too and are mobile.

Pomegranate Religion is the One True Faith.

an m size tractor could squash a billion pomegranates

 

[Terese]

Nobody touches the Sock! Its secrets are ancient and divine...

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Oh please spare us any Prodigal Sock stories....

Well...to tell the truth my favourite story is around Cain Sock and Abel Sock. I don't want to give too much away, but the two were inseperable right up until one got rid of the other.
He tossed him aside like...well...an old sock.
And still to this day you hear people lamenting about the lost sock.