Argue!

[Shadow Wolf]

Tractor

 

[nPeace]

A tractor can crush any of those things, though I don't know what a loofah is. It sounds like a piece of furniture that a tractor would crush

You need a driver to drive the tractor, and if he is unhealthy (e.g. gets cancer) from lack of pomegranate juice, he will be unable.
Secondly, all the pomegranate seeds squeezed out under the tractor's wheels are a new generation of trees, and on, and on... So the tractor will rust out, and the drivers will die out, and the appreciative people who knows what's good for them, will be enjoying...
Pomegranate - the number one fruit on the planet.

 

[nPeace]

Tractor

Sounds good.... but after shaking your body, and expending all that energy, you will need... Pomegranate.

 

[nPeace]

The old sock shall remain long after your pomegranate has been eaten by the chickens of the steaming morass. In my opinion.

Well the chickens do have to put out what they take in - either they come out in front, or behind. That's another tree, and don't forget the tree's progeny.

 

[sun rise]

The old sock shall remain long after your pomegranate has been eaten by the chickens of the steaming morass. In my opinion.

It's time for the Pomegranate Inquisition. There will be no "comfy chairs" just a horde of well-armed interrogators sweeping down on your pitifully inadequate redoubts. "The river will run red".

And this is NOT an opinion but revelation.

 

[nPeace]

That was only true up until the 18th century when a new version of Loofah brought old socks and pomegranate together:

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Don't most people complain about these new versions? Lots of people still love the old version, like the KJV, so it's like living before the 18th century.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

So there was the sin-offering sacrificial sock and the exiled scape-sock before there was the sacrificial goat and the scapegoat? Is it considered good luck or bad luck if the scape-sock returns?

There is no 'luck'...there is only the will of the old sock.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Well the chickens do have to put out what they take in - either they come out in front, or behind. That's another tree, and don't forget the tree's progeny.

Ewe!!!!!!

Remember: Old Sock. Only Old Sock. Old Sock, and Old Sock. Never lampost. Never tractor. Never pomegranate.

 

[sun rise]

Ewe!!!!!!

Remember: Old Sock. Only Old Sock. Old Sock, and Old Sock. Never lampost. Never tractor. Never pomegranate.

This is your fate

Spoiler: images hidden from sensitive eyes

 

[Tumah]

Pomegranates were the first and frankly only logical object.
What happened is, people say pomegranatists hanging their pomegranates on branches and reinterpreted that to a pole with a bulbous protrusion - and thus the arising of the lamp-post. That was obviously not what pomegranates specifically are about, you have to really take a superficial, out of context view to see it that way.
Then along came the tractorists and claimed that they were the first, because you need to plow your field to grow pomegranates. The fact that there is no evidence whatsoever of the existence of tractors, doesn't seem to bother them. They agree that pomegranatists were a thing, but somehow they also believe that pomegranatists are the wrong thing.
Loofahsts are more of a new-agey thing. They try to appeal for the popular vote: since everyone needs to bathe pomegranatists, lamp-posts and tractorists are obviously just different versions of loofahsts. But that's just ridiculous because it ignores the history, and contradictions between them all.
Old socks are pretty much dead. Some cultists/occultists have been trying to bring it back, but it's not really "old socks" anymore. More like new brightly colored socks.

I think this all goes to show that Pomegranates are the true thing.

 

[Jedster]

Pomegranates were the first and frankly only logical object.
What happened is, people say pomegranatists hanging their pomegranates on branches and reinterpreted that to a pole with a bulbous protrusion - and thus the arising of the lamp-post. That was obviously not what pomegranates specifically are about, you have to really take a superficial, out of context view to see it that way.
Then along came the tractorists and claimed that they were the first, because you need to plow your field to grow pomegranates. The fact that there is no evidence whatsoever of the existence of tractors, doesn't seem to bother them. They agree that pomegranatists were a thing, but somehow they also believe that pomegranatists are the wrong thing.
Loofahsts are more of a new-agey thing. They try to appeal for the popular vote: since everyone needs to bathe pomegranatists, lamp-posts and tractorists are obviously just different versions of loofahsts. But that's just ridiculous because it ignores the history, and contradictions between them all.
Old socks are pretty much dead. Some cultists/occultists have been trying to bring it back, but it's not really "old socks" anymore. More like new brightly colored socks.

I think this all goes to show that Pomegranates are the true thing.

I have to agree with you, after all if one looks carefully at the word Pomegranate, it is obviously as code for 'megaton pear', which obviously refers to the big bang.

 

[crossfire]

Pomegranates were the first and frankly only logical object.
What happened is, people say pomegranatists hanging their pomegranates on branches and reinterpreted that to a pole with a bulbous protrusion - and thus the arising of the lamp-post. That was obviously not what pomegranates specifically are about, you have to really take a superficial, out of context view to see it that way.
Then along came the tractorists and claimed that they were the first, because you need to plow your field to grow pomegranates. The fact that there is no evidence whatsoever of the existence of tractors, doesn't seem to bother them. They agree that pomegranatists were a thing, but somehow they also believe that pomegranatists are the wrong thing.
Loofahsts are more of a new-agey thing. They try to appeal for the popular vote: since everyone needs to bathe pomegranatists, lamp-posts and tractorists are obviously just different versions of loofahsts. But that's just ridiculous because it ignores the history, and contradictions between them all.
Old socks are pretty much dead. Some cultists/occultists have been trying to bring it back, but it's not really "old socks" anymore. More like new brightly colored socks.

I think this all goes to show that Pomegranates are the true thing.

If Pomegranates are the first true thing, then why do they need such a hard outer shell? If you penetrate the hard outer shell, you expose the very fragile insides. In fact, pomegranates tend to rot from the inside out.

 

[Tumah]

If Pomegranates are the first true thing, then why do they need such a hard outer shell? If you penetrate the hard outer shell, you expose the very fragile insides. In fact, pomegranates tend to rot from the inside out.

That's because the more a thing is hidden and protected, the greater the expression of it's importance. We hide and protect our children, our money, and our inner selves. The fragile insides that are the holy arils that house the precious Pomegranate nectar are so important that it can only have a hard shell.
Conversely, something truly bad is rotten at it's core. And many times that won't be recognizable in the beginning. But as time passes, the rot will spread outward until it sullies everything around it.

The Pomegranate is neither good nor evil, it is the beyond such conceptions. It's the embodiment of absolute Truths.
These are the truths of life, the Truths of Pomegranate.

 

[Rival]

There was once a time when certain nations had never heard of a pomegranate because it didn't grow in their land, but now everything is globalised, these fools have no excuse.

 

[Rival]

Pomegranates were the first and frankly only logical object.
What happened is, people say pomegranatists hanging their pomegranates on branches and reinterpreted that to a pole with a bulbous protrusion - and thus the arising of the lamp-post. That was obviously not what pomegranates specifically are about, you have to really take a superficial, out of context view to see it that way.
Then along came the tractorists and claimed that they were the first, because you need to plow your field to grow pomegranates. The fact that there is no evidence whatsoever of the existence of tractors, doesn't seem to bother them. They agree that pomegranatists were a thing, but somehow they also believe that pomegranatists are the wrong thing.
Loofahsts are more of a new-agey thing. They try to appeal for the popular vote: since everyone needs to bathe pomegranatists, lamp-posts and tractorists are obviously just different versions of loofahsts. But that's just ridiculous because it ignores the history, and contradictions between them all.
Old socks are pretty much dead. Some cultists/occultists have been trying to bring it back, but it's not really "old socks" anymore. More like new brightly colored socks.

I think this all goes to show that Pomegranates are the true thing.

I want someone to post this on reddit or somewhere, just this, and watch as it spirals out of control while the whole internet tries to figure out what the hell it's talking about.

We'd have to delete this thread after that so it can't be googled

 

[nPeace]

Here is why we know that Pomegranate is the one true way.
Pomegranate is not man-made. Lamppost, tractor, loofah, and old sock, are all man-made.
Raise your hand if you think man-made religion is good........
Nobody raises their hand. Good. That settles it.
Pomegranate - the only true way.
Will you not reject those misleading ways, and join the true way?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Sounds good.... but after shaking your body, and expending all that energy, you will need... Pomegranate.

Oh, no. My blood is Irish. I need either a potato or beer.

 

[Brickjectivity]

That's because the more a thing is hidden and protected, the greater the expression of it's importance...

Now you are getting it. Its just like underwear and old socks in particular.

We hide and protect our children, our money, and our inner selves.

Children wear socks in order to make them old socks. Money is hidden in old socks. After that you lost me.

I knit for everyone here. You're all in my loom.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Honk if you give a darn!

 

[nPeace]

Oh, no. My blood is Irish. I need either a potato or beer.

You think.