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Brickjectivity

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Pomegranates are the one TRUE choice of all those who would be on the side of HISTORY and known for being TOTALLY CORRECT.

None of the others are good to eat and that is PROOF enough that they're false and evil. No more evidence should be needed by anyone with half a brain.

But if you have less than 1/2 a brain and thus almost lost to darkness, consider the divine color of the pomegranate. Clearly that is additional proof to any that need it.
Gobbledygook

But there's even more. Consider the shape. It's not a totally symmetrical shape which is clearly perfect because it reflects the reality of the world. It's somewhat spherical which obviously promises the divine world of the future where life itself will be spherical in all aspects.

But wait, there's more. It comes through the generosity of Mother Earth which proves that it is both masculine and feminine transcending the limitations of either
...more gobbledygook

Pomegranites do not reflect the symmetry of the world. Socks do. Everything comes in pairs and in singles not in fives. Five is just two pairs and a single.
 

crossfire

LHP Mercuræn Feminist Heretic Bully ☿
Premium Member
By ditching your poor soulless religion of vegetable puff.

If the Holy Pomme is self-sustaining and Eternal, what was it doing in Hades?
There are many opinions on this. We feel the question is more relevent than the answer.
Pomme is French for "Apple." Since Persephone ate the "apple," she had to die (go to Hades.) The Pomme was obviously on the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil! Admit it!
 

crossfire

LHP Mercuræn Feminist Heretic Bully ☿
Premium Member
Gobbledygook

...more gobbledygook

Pomegranites do not reflect the symmetry of the world. Socks do. Everything comes in pairs and in singles not in fives. Five is just two pairs and a single.
Like I said earlier, the ANTICHRIST is nothing but a SOCK-PUPPET!!!
 

Rival

Diex Aie
Staff member
Premium Member
Pomme is French for "Apple." Since Persephone ate the "apple," she had to die (go to Hades.) The Pomme was obviously on the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil! Admit it!
Pomme de terre, potato!
 

Laika

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
Pick one and defend it like it were your religion! Hate on the others!

This is my lamp-post! And I peed on it like a dog to scent my territory! Nobody messes with the lamp-post! Woof! :dogface:
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Gobbledygook

...more gobbledygook

Pomegranites do not reflect the symmetry of the world. Socks do. Everything comes in pairs and in singles not in fives. Five is just two pairs and a single.
Heretic. Heretics are for burning. Renounce your false belief or your ashes will become fertilizer.
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Only Old Socks can be demonstrated to have worked and proven the greatest benefit for humanity. They have proven the test of time and even the misguided wearers of apostate new socks know the value of Old Socks.

Everyone knows pomegranates while appearing lucious are the worst and most deceptive of fruits. They cause severe dysentry and allergies. They are the ones the Old Socks warned of when they spoke of bad fruits.
Amen! Everyone listen to this person.

A tractor can crush any of those things, though I don't know what a loofah is. It sounds like a piece of furniture that a tractor would crush
No one should listen to this tractor pull -- in my opinion. ***edit: in my opinion to conform with rule 8***
 

Brickjectivity

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Staff member
Premium Member
How are we supposed to scrub off all the gunk if you don't first summon the gunky monster to the bath to be cleansed by the blessed Loofah?
Shocking. I had no idea you were a Loofer, but I don't see the connection to your video except there was some guy who knew all kinds of stuff about sockless australians and mental paste. I've thrown away loofas before. They can't cover your feet or protect them from shoes. They've no value at all, my blister heeled boot wearing begonia.
 
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