Argue!

[PoetPhilosopher]

Well...to tell the truth my favourite story is around Cain Sock and Abel Sock. I don't want to give too much away, but the two were inseperable right up until one got rid of the other.
He tossed him aside like...well...an old sock.
And still to this day you hear people lamenting about the lost sock.

History shows both socks got lost in the dryer and barely met. So the story is a metaphor for Loofah's great compassion.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Who wants an expensive pair of sneakers filled with Loofah water?

 

[Jedster]

Lamp-posts is obviously a secret code for 'palmtops'

 

[crossfire]

Dang! I was going to pick Pomegranate! Too many others also chose it, and to also choose it would go against my contrarian nature! I'm gonna have to think about this for a bit.

 

[crossfire]

OK--

1. Pomegranate--fertility symbol
2. Lamp Post--obvious phallic symbol
3. Tractor--wants to plow my fields--go plow yourself!
4. Loofah--shedder of dead skin--symbol of renewal--ok, I can go with this
5. Old sock--non-duality gone completely wrong!

It looks like I'm going with Loofah!

 

[Rival]

Who wants an expensive pair of sneakers filled with Loofah water?

Didn't know whether to give this funny or winner, but since I laughed...

 

[Rival]

The loofah is silly, even the French are making propaganda against it; they know your religion is full of holes!

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Us Loofahferians worship Loofah - we just don't believe the same things about them that old socks do.

 

[Rival]

Us Loofahferians worship Loofah - we just don't believe the same things about them that old socks do.

What did you just call me???!!! I'm a Pomegranater! Behold the goodness! The sweetness! The blood-red beauty of the HOLY POM.
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[PoetPhilosopher]

What did you just call me???!!! I'm a Pomegranater! Behold the blood red goodness! The sweetness! The natural beauty of the HOLY POM.
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That was only true up until the 18th century when a new version of Loofah brought old socks and pomegranate together:

 

[Rival]

That was only true up until the 18th century when a new version of Loofah brought old socks and pomegranate together:

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BLASPHEMY! I WILL NOT CEASE UNTIL ALL SOCKERS HAVE BEEN WIPED OUT! DESTROYED OUT OF THEIR LAND! THEIR SOCKS EATEN BY THE UNIVERSAL WASHING MACHINE! THOSE WHO INSULT THE HOLY POM SO GROSSLY WILL HAVE THEIR BONES BROKEN AND BURNED IN FIRE!! THE HOLY POM WILL BE AVENGED!

 

[crossfire]

Well...to tell the truth my favourite story is around Cain Sock and Abel Sock. I don't want to give too much away, but the two were inseperable right up until one got rid of the other.
He tossed him aside like...well...an old sock.
And still to this day you hear people lamenting about the lost sock.

So there was the sin-offering sacrificial sock and the exiled scape-sock before there was the sacrificial goat and the scapegoat? Is it considered good luck or bad luck if the scape-sock returns?

 

[crossfire]

Can't you all see? The antichrist is nothing but a sock-puppet!

 

[crossfire]

BLASPHEMY! I WILL NOT CEASE UNTIL ALL SOCKERS HAVE BEEN WIPED OUT! DESTROYED OUT OF THEIR LAND! THEIR SOCKS EATEN BY THE UNIVERSAL WASHING MACHINE! THOSE WHO INSULT THE HOLY POM SO GROSSLY WILL HAVE THEIR BONES BROKEN AND BURNED IN FIRE!! THE HOLY POM WILL BE AVENGED!

Is the Holy Pomme from the Tree of Life or the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil?
I can tell you the Loofah is The True Vine.

 

[Rival]

Is the Holy Pomme from the Tree of Life or the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil?
I can tell you the Loofah is The True Vine.

The Holy Pom has no tree! What heresy. The Holy Pom is self-sustaining and eternal.

 

[crossfire]

The Holy Pom has no tree! What heresy. The Holy Pom is self-sustaining and eternal.

What are Pomme thoughts regarding Persephone eating 6 Pomegranate seeds while in Hades as being the reason why she has to return to Hades for a certain number of months during the year?

 

[Rival]

What are Pomme thoughts regarding Persephone eating 6 Pomegranate seeds while in Hades as being the reason why she has to return to Hades for a certain number of months during the year?

Good punishment for eating the seeds in an unholy place.

 

[crossfire]

The Holy Pom has no tree! What heresy. The Holy Pom is self-sustaining and eternal.

What are Pomme thoughts regarding Persephone eating 6 Pomegranate seeds while in Hades as being the reason why she has to return to Hades for a certain number of months during the year?

Is there no chance of renewal for we poor mortals from the Holy Pomegranate?

 

[crossfire]

Good punishment for eating the seeds in an unholy place.

If the Holy Pomme is self-sustaining and Eternal, what was it doing in Hades?

 

[Rival]

Is there no chance of renewal for we poor mortals from the Holy Pomegranate?

By ditching your poor soulless religion of vegetable puff.

If the Holy Pomme is self-sustaining and Eternal, what was it doing in Hades?

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