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Atheism refuted in six words

lewisnotmiller

lewisnotmiller

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Sonofason said:
Atheism refuted in six words:

Whaa, God won't talk to me!!!!!!
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God often talks to my wife.

(She's a mental health nurse. She's had at least 3 Gods, and about 9 Jesus' discuss the world with her. Also one memorable dude who was an assassin for the CIA, and took his orders from the Teletubbies. This last one scared me much more than the others, to be honest)
 
Sonofason

Sonofason

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lewisnotmiller said:
God often talks to my wife.

(She's a mental health nurse. She's had at least 3 Gods, and about 9 Jesus' discuss the world with her. Also one memorable dude who was an assassin for the CIA, and took his orders from the Teletubbies. This last one scared me much more than the others, to be honest)
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Of course, who wouldn't be scared?
 
Sonofason

Sonofason

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Viker said:
God does not talk to anyone. :p
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You were expected to say Whaa first.

But seriously, what has convinced you that God does not talk to anyone. Obviously, He has not said anything to you: If He did, you would absolutely know it, right? So how do you know for a fact, as your statement is quite emphatic, that God speaks to no one at all?
 
Amechania

Amechania

Daimona of the Helpless
Atheists miss all the church barbecues.
On the other hand...
Atheism is alcohol and gluten free.
 
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sun rise

sun rise

The world is on fire
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Jokes can be told about atheists:


A Christian, a Jew, and an atheist are standing in line to be executed during the French Revolution.

The Christian is first, and he lays down on the guillotine. Before the executioner pulls the lever he shouts, "My god will save me!" The lever is pulled, and the blade swooshes down, stopping just short of his neck. The executioner, believing a miracle of god has occurred, figures he can't kill this man, so he sets him free.

The Jew lays down on the guillotine. Like the Christian, he shouts, "My god will save me!" The lever is pulled, the blade falls, and once again, it stops just short of his neck. The executioner, again, believes god is on this man's side, and lets him go.

Finally, the atheist lays down on the guillotine. He examines the guillotine, finds a rock in the gears, and says to the executioner, "Well here's your problem..."
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Viker

Viker

Your beloved eccentric Auntie Cristal
Sonofason said:
You were expected to say Whaa first.

But seriously, what has convinced you that God does not talk to anyone. Obviously, He has not said anything to you: If He did, you would absolutely know it, right? So how do you know for a fact, as your statement is quite emphatic, that God speaks to no one at all?
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God speaks to me every day. His name is Stomach'u. He must be appeased or else!
 
s2a

s2a

Heretic and part-time (skinny) Santa impersonator
Willamena said:
There is a god, so there.
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I read a bumper sticker like this once too.

"God said it"
"I believe it"
"That settles it"

How's that going, statistically I mean?

Just curious...I invite you to Google that.:)
 
Buttercup

Buttercup

Veteran Member
s2a said:
I read a bumper sticker like this once too.

"God said it"
"I believe it"
"That settles it"

How's that going, statistically I mean?

Just curious...I invite you to Google that.:)
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You're supposed to use six words, not nine. As usual, you're overly verbose. :)
 
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