Atheism refuted in six words

[s2a]

You're supposed to use six words, not nine. As usual, you're overly verbose.

So much for my one and only attempt at lousy Haiku.

 

[Amechania]

So much for my one and only attempt at lousy Haiku.

I liked it!

 

[Viker]

That's brilliant!

Voyager, eh?

I'm going to find the poster and make a shrine then post it here.

 

[DawudTalut]

Peace be on all.

"God used to speak; still speaks."

 

[Wirey]

There is a god, so there.

I stand corrected.

How come you never wear that leather superhero suit anymore?

 

[Revoltingest]

Pope says atheism's for poopy heads.

 

[Wirey]

And if there's one thing the Pope knows, it's how to identify a poopy head.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

The bible says the bible's true.

 

[sun rise]

I stand corrected.

How come you never wear that leather superhero suit anymore?

I hope you were standing in the corner when you wrote that.

 

[Revoltingest]

The 6 word rule is suspended for limericks.

The Bible says the Bible's true
We must all pray to you-know-who
If you don't
then you won't
meet Jesus in a pas de deux.

 

[Secret Chief]

my god
can beat
your nongod

 

[Quagmire]

St. Anthony lets atheists lose keys.

Hmmm, not sure if "St. Anthony" is two words.

You may owe us a word.

 

[Quagmire]

Pope says atheism's for poopy heads.

Athiests say poop's for Popey heads.

 

[dgirl1986]

God often talks to my wife.

(She's a mental health nurse. She's had at least 3 Gods, and about 9 Jesus' discuss the world with her. Also one memorable dude who was an assassin for the CIA, and took his orders from the Teletubbies. This last one scared me much more than the others, to be honest)

I am not surprised :/

 

[dgirl1986]

Atheism refuted in six words:

Whaa, God won't talk to me!!!!!!

Dear god, why wont you let me hear voices like your other followers? Fine dont respond. I will spend the rest of my life CONVINCED YOU DONT EXIST.

 

[Erebus]

The bible says the bible's true.

You've taken that out of context.

 

[s2a]

The 6 word rule is suspended for limericks.

The Bible says the Bible's true
We must all pray to you-know-who
If you don't
then you won't
meet Jesus in a pas de deux.

French is a cheat,
Jesus knows that is true.
Time now for pancakes.

 

[Amechania]

Hmmm, not sure if "St. Anthony" is two words.

You may owe us a word.

Car.





Additional extraneous characters.

 

[icehorse]

using logic sounds good in theory

 

[Stovepipe_Hat]

Atheism: Life Guidance. Atreadism: Tire Blowout.