Ok the humor aside can any self aware atheist (oxymoron), tell me the major problem. With religion today?
Perhaps the self-awareness of the religious is mistakenly diagnosed - as in the feelings being misinterpreted as spirituality?
As others have commented, I have no issues with the religious, just on how their beliefs impact the rest of us who might either not have any such beliefs or whilst having a different religious belief. One can't really argue that such beliefs don't impact others in any way, and more so than most other beliefs.
But, I do have some issues with religions in general - the sort tied to a dogma apparently emanating from a divine source and originating at a time when those all around were in the thralls of bliss - as in 'ignorance is bliss'. Firstly, that they are essentially exploitative - taking advantage of our (humans in general) needs, gullibility, and stupid nature - with the rewards they offer, the various unsubstantiated claims they make, and their requisitioning of morality - as if it never existed prior to any religious belief and/or one could not be moral without having this particular religious belief. This latter is just despicable.
Secondly, I hate the way these particular religions tie us to the past rather than being dynamic enough to deal with societies as they exist in the present - Saudi Arabia is a typical example of how one does this, but many others are dragging their feet and causing problems where there should be none (homosexuality, female equality, indoctrination of children, etc.).
Lastly, although I can see why so many see religions much like other myths we tend to use daily, it doesn't help when they are essentially set in concrete and become almost immovable at a later date when their usefulness vanishes or makes them more of a liability - but where in the meantime they have caused a great deal of friction and harm - because of their claims to have 'the truth'. If we have to believe myths surely it is better to have those that
don't set us up as targets for others or as ammunition to be used against others.
Atheists, as far as I can see, don't claim anything - apart from not seeing any evidence so far for a divine source of existence - which is why they are open to change and developments within society rather than having to reinterpret any scriptures regularly. Perhaps there is a divine source of creation (I'm partially open to this possibility) but by claiming this as certainty and then building an edifice of religion to withstand the rages of time one is in new and dangerous territory. And if one builds on quicksand, one can see where that leads.
Which is mostly what I see in religions - they are built on quicksand - even if it was well-intentioned.
Edit: I should have added another dislike - the separation from nature and the placing of humans apart from other species - often being seen as 'innately different' as opposed to being 'developmentally different'. Which will likely have long-term consequences for us, the planet, and all other life on Earth.