Ban Fireworks

[Revoltingest]

Donr believe I care to be handled.

My escape to Singapore daws closer.

Stay safe.

 

[Audie]

Stay safe.

Eze- peezy.
Avoid men.

 

[Revoltingest]

Eze- peezy.
Avoid men.

They're the worst.
I'd never marry or even date one.

 

[Audie]

They're the worst.
I'd never marry or even date one.

See? Same solution for any reason.

 

[Mock Turtle]

We might just need a few more events like this and then we could see some banning:

Fire crews attacked by 20 youths with fireworks during call to illegal bonfire

 

[Revoltingest]

We might just need a few more events like this and then we could see some banning:

Fire crews attacked by 20 youths with fireworks during call to illegal bonfire

Those Brits....always working to make
Ameristanians look good in comparison.

 

[Audie]

@Audie is only rented out to China.
(They weren't sure they could handle her.)

Confucius say

Never buy trouble ifn ya can rent it

 

[Subduction Zone]

Fireworks cause distress, injury and deaths. Pets, wildlife and people (eg those with PTSD, anxiety or autism) are affected. Selling explosives? What are we thinking?
Increasing numbers of people (including senior representatives of the emergency services) are calling for at least the restriction on their sale to the general public. Personally I want a total ban.

The UK campaign:
- The Firework Campaign UK

(PS So-called silent fireworks are NOT silent).

Problem solved:

 

[Secret Chief]

Spoke to a cleaner in the staff room. Her daughter had a puppy earlier this year. Cue loud bangs.
Cue puppy having a heart attack and dying.

 

[Mock Turtle]

Spoke to a cleaner in the staff room. Her daughter had a puppy earlier this year. Cue loud bangs.
Cue puppy having a heart attack and dying.

Very sad if related. I should add that smoke alarms going off at 1.0am is annoying too - due to the smoke around eventually finding its way into houses - given that this happened to me last night, and has happened before.

 

[Audie]

Spoke to a cleaner in the staff room. Her daughter had a puppy earlier this year. Cue loud bangs.
Cue puppy having a heart attack and dying.

Chinese dogs ha e to be tuff

 

[Heyo]

Chinese dogs ha e to be tuff

... and run faster than the cook.

 

[Audie]

... and run faster than the cook.

Boo hoo cruel racism

 

[Secret Chief]

Boo hoo cruel racism

Complete BS.

China "is the largest consumer of dog meat in the entire world, with 10 to 20 million dogs being killed and eaten every year. Consuming dog meat in China is legal, and there are no guidelines nor regulations in place for the slaughtering, manufacturing, and eating of dogs."

- What Countries Eat Dogs and Why?

 

[Audie]

Complete BS.

China "is the largest consumer of dog meat in the entire world, with 10 to 20 million dogs being killed and eaten every year. Consuming dog meat in China is legal, and there are no guidelines nor regulations in place for the slaughtering, manufacturing, and eating of dogs."

- What Countries Eat Dogs and Why?

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I won't attempt light humor with you again,
and will refrain from educating you on
western industrial pork production, or in depth
comments on the cruelty inflicted on those
intelligent creatures.

As for me, I believe in being kind to
animals by not eating them, or if they are
human, by not referring to their words
as excrement.

 

[Mock Turtle]

'It's time to ban fireworks to stop morons saying "Ha! I made a bang"'

According to the poll (when read), the vast majority (87% of UK readers of this article) want a ban, but no figures as to how many have voted.