Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Kerr]

And you should go with her, since you could use some cleaning as well you offensively offensive... offender!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you have not delivered fresh new drinks to Sumit and me.

The sun is warm where we are vacationing and the ice has melted in our drinks! The drinks are beginnin to get rather warm. :beach: :beach: (Sumit, please offer him a nice gratuity for his effort.)

 

[Sumit]

I am offended that you have not delivered fresh new drinks to Sumit and me.

The sun is warm where we are vacationing and the ice has melted in our drinks! The drinks are beginnin to get rather warm. :beach: :beach: (Sumit, please offer him a nice gratuity for his effort.)

:tsk:
Before drinking this offensive drink. Give me my tea.

 

[4consideration]

Here is your tea.

Now I am offended that you don't like my drink. I was just trying to give you something I thought was nice and refreshing! :sad4:

 

[Sumit]

Your crying is offensive. It makes a lot of noise. Silence please. :banghead3

 

[Thief]

Your crying is offensive. It makes a lot of noise. Silence please. :banghead3

Oh no!....let the boohoo roll on!

 

[4consideration]

While I appreciate your willingness to let me express myself, I am offended that you have not offered me a hanky.

 

[Thief]

While I appreciate your willingness to let me express myself, I am offended that you have not offered me a hanky.

Hanky...smanky....

Let the snot run down your face!

heheheheheheheheh

 

[Thief]

Hey!...you still there?

You're not crying in silence like Sumit told you to?.... are you?

Oh no!

Let it out!....let there be wailing and cursing!
Let there be unbridled retort and condemnation!

Go on!....let it roll!

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Hey!...you still there?

You're not crying in silence like Sumit told you to?.... are you?

Oh no!

Let it out!....let there be wailing and cursing!
Let there be unbridled retort and condemnation!

Go on!....let it roll!

I'm so offended you're not expressing indignation! How could you?

 

[Sumit]

Your expectations are highly offensive.

 

[Kerr]

I am very, deeply offended by the fact that this thread has gone on for 200 pages (2000 posts)... and no woman has proposed to me for my awesome offending taking skills!

 

[Kerr]

My own inability to count posts properly is offensive!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you post 2 times in a row!
How extremely selfish of you John Kerry relatives.
(I know that you dropped the "y" to avoid the association.)

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended that you are counting posts AND I am offended that you are saying Kerr is Kerry when kerr is OBVIOUSLY Kerrigan

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm am disgusted & offended that your avatar is leering at me amorously!

OK....I can't really blame you.

 

[Sumit]

What about your Avatar. It is offensively violent.

 

[Revoltingest]

Violence isn't offensive!
Your namby pamby avatar offends me!

 

[Sumit]

Your statement against my attractive avatar is offensive.

 

[Revoltingest]

Attractive? Your avatar is offensively "pointy"!