Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

I am so deeply offended that you call his companion a "walker"!

 

[Sumit]

That pic is offensive. Is it your??

 

[Revoltingest]

What pic? I'm offended that you fail to realize that I posted a mirror.

 

[Sumit]

What pic? I'm offended that you fail to realize that I posted a mirror.

Oh! that was the reason of extra beautiful image.

 

[4consideration]

I am offended by your post. I don't know how to read Morse Code.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you lord your beauty over us unattractive folk!
You're so vain!
(Hmmmm....good title for a song.)

 

[4consideration]

I am not the least bit offended by your post, but I am offended that you have put me in the position where I have to fake it!

 

[Revoltingest]

Now I'm offended that you're a faker!
(And I've always been brutally honest with you....tsk, tsk.)

 

[4consideration]

I am offended by your brutality -- and the smell.

 

[Sumit]

Rev gifted you a nice perfume and you don't like it's smell, that's offensive.

 

[4consideration]

It is offensive that expect me to like the smell of a perfume called, Landscapers Suprise!

 

[Sumit]

Gift is Gift, so you should definately use it.

 

[4consideration]

A gift is enjoyed best when shared with friends. I offer to share it with you and will be offended if you refuse my kind offer.

 

[Jeremiah]

I am very offended that none of the post above talks about my greatness nor the greatness of Cowintology. I mean get real people.

 

[Revoltingest]

I am offended that you changed Dorothy Provine's name to "Dorothy Bovine"!

 

[Jeremiah]

I am offended that you dare to post above me!

 

[Revoltingest]

I am offended that you dare post below me!

 

[Thief]

The last two posts have a certain....ambiguity.

And I am soooooo offended!

 

[Revoltingest]

You are such a rogue! That offends me.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended by your over use of the letter o