Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Thief]

I am offended by your over use of the letter o

Oh yeah...right!
And youuuuuuuuuuuuu were the guy a few pages back.... ripping my technique!

So yeah!
I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo offended!

 

[4consideration]

Your techniques aren't bothering me a bit right now. What I'm offended by is...well... how should I say this...OK...

Your pod bay door is open, Hal!

 

[Thief]

Your techniques aren't bothering me a bit right now. What I'm offended by is...well... how should I say this...OK...

Your pod bay door is open, Hal!

How I wear my pants is my prerogative.

Stop looking at me!
I'm a ninja!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you are telling me to stop looking at me. If you are a ninja, I shouldn't even be able to see you!

 

[Thief]

I am offended that you are telling me to stop looking at me. If you are a ninja, I shouldn't even be able to see you!

No!....really?

And of course I can't let you tell anyone......

 

[Sumit]

So you believe that Ninjas are invisible?? That's offensive. Thief is lazy ninja and little fat, so clearly visible from a mile.

 

[Thief]

So you believe that Ninjas are invisible?? That's offensive. Thief is lazy ninja and little fat, so clearly visible from a mile.

Ok fine!...so I'm not the slick little guy I used to be.
Thanks for pointing that out!

And I am soooooooooo offended!

 

[Kerr]

You stole my shurikens! You are... offensive!

 

[Wu Wei]

You brought Shurikens to a religious forum....that is INCREDIBLY offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

You use words I don't know!
That offends me.

 

[Wu Wei]

Ok fine!...so I'm not the slick little guy I used to be.
Thanks for pointing that out!

And I am soooooooooo offended!

You stole my post...that is offensive..BIGTIME offensive....although you are a thief so I guess it should be expected and therefore not all that offensive...hmmm

OK I am STILL offended at you over use of the letter o

 

[Revoltingest]

I am so very offended that you would accuse Thief of stealing!
I suppose that next you'll accuse me of being revolting, eh?

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended that you would jump to such outrageous conclusions.... I rather like your rake.... maybe in the fall you can clean up the leaves that fall around me....being a statue I cannot do much of that myself..... but EXPECT be to be OFFENDED!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

I"m offended that you covet my rake!
But at the same time, I understand....it is a beaut, isn't it?

 

[Meow Mix]

I'm offended that everyone just says "i'm offended" at the start of their posts! Just like in good theater, the character can't just ANNOUNCE how he feels! THAT MAKES ME ANGRY!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm profoundly offended that you find my expression of offense inadequate!
Moreover, your offense & anger look shallow....dare I say, mellow!
Your avatar looks incapable of anything other than equanimity.
Now, check out mine. Blind rage, girly....blind rage!

 

[Quagmire]

I'm offended that you're all posting in this thread instead of my much more directionally relevant one. http://www.religiousforums.com/forum/games-pics-jokes-stories/147572-offended-post-sideways-you.html

 

[Revoltingest]

Your lame attempt to steal the thunder away from this thread makes me puke!
I'm offended....& I now smell of vomit!

 

[Thief]

Your lame attempt to steal the thunder away from this thread makes me puke!
I'm offended....& I now smell of vomit!

Well....go take a shower!
Please!!!!!

And btw....if there's any thieving to be done around here.....you have to ask me.
Thieving is MY turf.
And you have no idea how soooooooooo offended I can be!

 

[Wu Wei]

Well I was standing here doing what statues do when I decided to take a look at the computer and after reading this thread I became offended, vexed, exasperated, outraged, and upset once again at your OUTRAGEOUS over use of the letter o