Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you deny basic rights to statues!
I suppose that you'd make a law that he can't even clean the pigeon poop off his head, eh?

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you refer to him as though he is a poopy-head!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you fail to notice the poop on his head!

 

[Sumit]

I am offended, you didn't clean his head properly. you should wash him with water.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm greatly offended that you think it's my job to clean up his poop!
(That's women's work.)

 

[Thief]

more crap

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm just offended that no one realizes how mighty and powerful statues really are.... and it rained so I'm clean agian...THANKS FOR NOTHIN'.....and that is just offensive

 

[Thief]

Finally.....some of the stench is fading.

It was soooooooooo offensive!

 

[Wu Wei]

AGAIN with the overzealous use of the letter 'o' that is so condescending and unbearably offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm genuinely offended by your spamming this thread!
However, I'm not offended by your being restricted.
(Learn the rules, & come on back, fella!)

 

[4consideration]

I knew you didn't really like Spam. Give me that last sammich back! (I am offended that you pretended to like it.)

 

[Revoltingest]

I am offended that you fail to see the difference between spam & Spam!
I'm keeping my sammich! Or is it a "Spammich"?

 

[4consideration]

I know the difference and both are bothersome, annoying and tasteless!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you say Spam is tasteless!
It is full of meat-like goodness!
(I like it in soups.)

 

[4consideration]

I'm offended that you say Spam is tasteless!
It is full of meat-like goodness!
(I like it in soups.)

OK, as much as I hate to do it, I will have to agree that it is good in soups. I have put it in gumbo after tasting someone else's and finding out that it was Spam when I mentioned how good it tasted.

BUT that is THE ONLY way it is acceptable!

All other forms of Spam are offensive, unless I find some others that I like.

 

[Revoltingest]

Your Spamophobia is offensive!
Try Spam sushi.
Or Spam & eggs.
Or Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam & eggs.

 

[4consideration]

Why do you keep pushing it on me?

I do not like Green Eggs and Spam, I do not like them Spammin' Man!

 

[BSM1]

I am offended that you would parody one of the greatest authors of all time.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you don't mention Dr Seuss by name!
You should say it very loud,
with a mouse who's very proud.
You should say it with a fox.
You should wear some long green socks!

 

[4consideration]

Dont' you say that in this house.
Don't you say that with a mouse.
Don't you say that on a train.
Don't you say that in the rain.

It's offensive Spammin' Man!