Be Offended By the Post Above You

[DreadFish]

I am offended for Willie Nelson who would be quite offended himself if he knew that you were comparing his man parts to grapes.

Actually, Im with Kathryn on this one. Willie deserves a bit more respect than "grapes."

I mean really, 4, you provoke me, flaunt your yellow polka-dot bikini-ness, try to make me accuse you of pulling the sex card again (again), and then you go and insult one of the great musicians, Willie?

You are behaving highly offensively, you should be lucky your posts are not deleted.

 

[Thief]

What the hell is going on here!

I am sooooooooo offended.

I don't know what more to say!

 

[DreadFish]

What the hell is going on here!

I am sooooooooo offended.

I don't know what more to say!

Well, I for one wish that you did know what more to say. Your criticism is lacking in substance and leaves much to be desired. A post like that is offensively bland and shallow.

 

[4consideration]

Well, I for one wish that you did know what more to say. Your criticism is lacking in substance and leaves much to be desired. A post like that is offensively bland and shallow.

So...you still DESIRE criticism. I am offended by that! Why can't you be a peacemaker?

That you would prefer deep-seated offensive criticism...and I guess find it more spicy...for your own personal satisfaction and suit your own personal taste...is also very offensive!

 

[DreadFish]

So...you still DESIRE criticism. I am offended by that! Why can't you be a peacemaker?

That you would prefer deep-seated offensive criticism...and I guess find it more spicy...for your own personal satisfaction and suit your own personal taste...is also very offensive!

And it begins again! Trying to find meanings and faults in my words. Just to show you that your (offensive) comments are wrong, I forgive you and offer peace.



So there!

 

[4consideration]

You can't do that to me!

I am a sucker for kindness, sweetness, consideration -- and especially peace offerings!

How dare you!

 

[DreadFish]

You can't do that to me!

I am a sucker for kindness, sweetness, consideration -- and especially peace offerings!

How dare you!

How dare I be kind, sweet, and considerate by offering peace?


You practically offend me by not excepting my peace offering!

 

[4consideration]

I do accept your peace offering. That is the problem. What will I be offended about when I do? I may feel out of place here. See the problem?

(There is the possibility for offense present in causing a dilemma for a person that may result in that person's exile from this thread.)

 

[DreadFish]

I do accept your peace offering. That is the problem. What will I be offended about when I do? I may feel out of place here. See the problem?

(There is the possibility for offense present in causing a dilemma for a person that may result in that person's exile from this thread.)

Oh, so you care more about being included in the thread than you do about peace!

That is shameful and offensive. How immature!

 

[Thief]

BEWARE THE SONS OF GOD....FOR THEY ARE PEACE MAKERS!

Now was that offensive or what?!

oh, this is not the religious debate forum.....my bad.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaah........etctetcetcetc

 

[4consideration]

What about the DAUGHTERS of God. You left us out. That is offensive!

(And, YES, Dreadfish -- before you even say it, I am playing the sex card -- for the 3rd time. I'm going for a Straight Flush. )

 

[Thief]

What about the DAUGHTERS of God. You left us out. That is offensive!

(And, YES, Dreadfish -- before you even say it, I am playing the sex card -- for the 3rd time. I'm going for a Straight Flush. )

Sex and gambling!...at the same time!
What's next?!!

I am sooooooffended.

 

[4consideration]

Sex and gambling!...at the same time!
What's next?!!

I am sooooooffended.

Rock and Roll!

I am offended that you didn't think of it. I'm sure that you are old enough to recall a somewhat similar expression.

(BTW in my world, OLD is defined as older than me -- usually about ten years, give or take a year or two depending upon need. So, I'm pretty sure you qualify.)

 

[Thief]

Rock and Roll!

I am offended that you didn't think of it. I'm sure that you are old enough to recall a somewhat similar expression.

(BTW in my world, OLD is defined as older than me -- usually about ten years, give or take a year or two depending upon need. So, I'm pretty sure you qualify.)

Making fun of my gray hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOofended......I can't even type it right!

Well I'll have you know...most people don't think I look my age.
(I turned 57 yesterday)

And I bet you look ever bit, the child you are.

 

[4consideration]

Making fun of my gray hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOofended......I can't even type it right!

Well I'll have you know...most people don't think I look my age.
(I turned 57 yesterday)

And I bet you look ever bit, the child you are.

Happy Birthday, yesterday!

Why, yes! I do look far more youthful that my years. (Just ask me.) I am offended that you hadn't noticed sooner.

People often comment about how well the women in our family age. I think I'm going backwards.

 

[Thief]

Happy Birthday, yesterday!

Why, yes! I do look far more youthful that my years. (Just ask me.) I am offended that you hadn't noticed sooner.

People often comment about how well the women in our family age. I think I'm going backwards.

At last I am not offended.
You finally confessed to being backward.

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you do know the difference between the words "going" and "being."

 

[Thief]

I am offended that you do know the difference between the words "going" and "being."

Ha ha ha.
Now I'm offended....sooooo offended....
Your postings seem to have frightened everyone else away.

 

[4consideration]

They'll be back.

I will draw them back here by activating the magnetic field around this thread.

I am offended that you have so little faith in me.

 

[DreadFish]

They'll be back.

I will draw them back here by activating the magnetic field around this thread.

I am offended that you have so little faith in me.

Oh, so that was you who turned on the magnetic field without the proper protocol?

Someone could have died! Or been offended!

I find your offense over his lack of faith, disturbing.