Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

Your silly boasting is offensive as are your copious overly capitalized usage of the letters H and A

 

[Thief]

Your silly boasting is offensive as are your copious overly capitalized usage of the letters H and A

I will laugh as I please.
How DAAAAAAAARE you offend me!

I shall climb that tree over your stone head and drip water upon it.

How's THAT for Chinese?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended at your reference to Chinese water torture!
That is racist! But I admit that it's also fun.

 

[Thief]

I'm offended at your reference to Chinese water torture!
That is racist! But I admit that it's also fun.

How DAAAAAAAARE you interrupt my efforts as I torture a stone statue!

Let me show you how to use that rake!!!!!!

 

[4consideration]

I think you are really talking about tinkling on him.

 

[Thief]

oh god.....back to the toilet.

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you didn't close the door.

 

[Thief]

now we're doing the voyeur....again.

No problem....I'll just turn out the lights!

And stop looking at me!
I am ninja!

 

[4consideration]

Don't do that! If you turn out the lights, you'll miss the toilet. That's even more offensive!

 

[Wu Wei]

potty humor...REALLY...potty humor.... talk about offensive...THAT is offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

This coming from a statue covered in pigeon poop?
That is offensive!

 

[Wu Wei]

Do I LOOK like I'm covered with Pigeon guano.... your accusations are offensive and STILL POTTY humor which is also offensive...therefore I am DOUBLY offended

 

[4consideration]

Well since DOUBLY offended indicates #2 -- looks like you're in the right place!

 

[Wu Wei]

How offensive.... As a matter of fact I am so offended I shall leave this post.....for now

That and it is time for statues togo to sleep

 

[Revoltingest]

I am offended that you are leaving.
How can you? You're immobile!
This subterfuge is offensive!

 

[Meow Mix]

I'm not offended at the post above me at all.

HA! NOW who's the offensive one? It's me. Ha. Take that. I laugh at you. I laugh at you so hard.

 

[DreadFish]

I'm not offended at the post above me at all.

HA! NOW who's the offensive one? It's me. Ha. Take that. I laugh at you. I laugh at you so hard.

How dare you come in here and not comply with the topic at hand? Its like going to a science convention and telling everyone the creation story! This is madness! This is offensive!

And, never mind your grammar! That's an offense for another post!

 

[Thief]

Now ....now .....now....
Let's just all calm down and look at the situation.

Somewhere between the toilet and grade school grammar.....
We have....

An extremely offensive thread!.....unraveling!
And I am soooooooo offended....as the rest you can't seem to step it up.

 

[Wu Wei]

OK...I am highly offended at the childish verbosity of this thread

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you do not realize the purpose of this thread is to purge (or exercise ) childish verbosity.