Be Offended By the Post Above You

[zaybu]

Non-blinking is scary.....& offensive!

That you use the word "scary" rather than "fear", now come on, what would the old saying, "Only Thing We Have to Fear Is Fear Itself" look like with the word scary in it. Only Thing We Have to Scary Is Scary Itself? This is quite scary offensive.

 

[Revoltingest]

You post is so bonkers that it's....well....it's not offensive....yeah, just bonkers.

 

[BSM1]

What's scary is how offensive your twisted logic is.

 

[4consideration]

What's twisted is your scary logic!

 

[Revoltingest]

His logic is beautiful & soothing!
How dare you criticize him?!

 

[4consideration]

You're so ripped, and toned and buff. I was so blinded by your awesomeness that I couldn't even see straight. Padow!!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I wasn't soothed at all! I still have lack-of-soothing-post-traumatic-stress, and I'm offended by not being acknowledged for it.

 

[4consideration]

CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN! Here's your soothing!

There. Did you like it?

Do you appreciate it?

You'd better!

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't threaten him about his appreciation!
You'd better stop.....or else!
Booowhahahahahhahahhahahahahahhhhahahhah, etc!

 

[4consideration]

Don't threaten me, Mister! Why I'll have you know that I don't appreciate your lack of attention to just how important appreciation is to every situation.

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you order me to not threaten you!
I'm a very threatening person, & you should tolerate me for who I am.
Under the Americans With Disabilities Act, you must accommodate me.

 

[4consideration]

Yeah? No accommodations for you!

It's in the 4considerationistan Constitution that all travelers, especially those arriving from Revoltingestan MUST bring beer and do The Limbo prior to crossing into 4considerationistan territory. You cheated on The Limbo. I have proof!

 

[Revoltingest]

What an udderly offensive piece of fiction!

 

[4consideration]

Mooooooo!

edit: Hey, did ya notice? Huh? Did ya? My frubal bar just grew by about 4 sizes! (Oh, gee. Now the guys are going to oogle.)

 

[Brickjectivity]

You post like an aminal!

 

[Revoltingest]

Mooooooo!

edit: Hey, did ya notice? Huh? Did ya? My frubal bar just grew by about 4 sizes! (Oh, gee. Now the guys are going to oogle.)

Mine shrank!
That is offensive!

 

[Revoltingest]

You post like an aminal!

She can't help being an animal.
Your anti-animal agenda is offensive!

 

[4consideration]

(edit: I know this came in late, but I liked it. It's for Brick.)

Oh, so you expected me to just completely overlook that Rev. referred to my post as "udderly offensive" fiction. What am supposed to do, just graze on down the road?

 

[4consideration]

She can't help being an animal.
Your anti-animal agenda is offensive!

That's a heffy compliment coming from a man like you.

I am offended that you think I can't help.

 

[Sumit]

You edit again and again, that's offensive.