Be Offended By the Post Above You

[lewisnotmiller]

*blinks*

Including myself, I think I've been called an apologist about 5 times in the last 2 days. For what it's worth, I'm sorry, all right?

And I am completely offended by your lack of understanding of those who hate anyone with a lack of prejudice against label makers.

 

[Revoltingest]

I see you're from Australia, which is a fictitious country.
That offends me!

 

[Wu Wei]

Your failure to recognize reality and Australia offends me

I mean that is where Didgeridoos come from

 

[Revoltingest]

Your fascination with such a foul instrument is offensive!
(Those things are worse than even bagpipes.)

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Your assertion that didgeridoo's are more offensive than bagpipes is offensive. Strangling a cat might be a close call, but a didgeridoo? Never!

 

[Thief]

As if anyone here would know anything about musical instruments!

Skilled craftsman that I am....I was making guitars in my senior year of high.

Ok....so I didn't make the frets boards.
The school year ended too soon.

But I bet I got it over the rest of you ....non-makers of musical instruments!

and what's that about strangling cat's....for music?
THAT is soooooooooooooooo offensive!!

 

[9Westy9]

As if anyone here would know anything about musical instruments!

Skilled craftsman that I am....I was making guitars in my senior year of high.

Ok....so I didn't make the frets boards.
The school year ended too soon.

But I bet I got it over the rest of you ....non-makers of musical instruments!

and what's that about strangling cat's....for music?
THAT is soooooooooooooooo offensive!!

I'm offended at the lack of black magic usage in the creation of your instruments.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended by the lack of black magic in your post!
I shall rectify that now...little magic man, do your worst!!

:tribal:

 

[zaybu]

I'm offended by the lack of black magic in your post!
I shall rectify that now...little magic man, do your worst!!

:tribal:

That little animation tagged on to your post was put there for mere provocation. It's pointless and offensive.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended by your accurate comment. Truth hurts!

 

[zaybu]

I'm offended by your accurate comment. Truth hurts!

I'm offended by the mere truth that truth can have such an impact on your life. Grow a skin, dude.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended by you picking on my lack of skin. I can't help it if I was born...umm...epidermically-challenged.

 

[zaybu]

I'm offended by you picking on my lack of skin. I can't help it if I was born...umm...epidermically-challenged.

It's offensive when people use an inherent flaw as some pathetic excuse for their lack of imagination.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Well, I find it offensive when...

*scratches his head*

Damn lack of imagination. Can't think of anything.
Hang on...

*phones a friend*

I find it offensive that you aren't willing to cut me any slack due to my inherant flaws. I mean flaw. Just one. I don't have any others...ahem...

*hides lack of IQ in a cupboard*

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended by the strangeness of your post!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended by the fact you're not used to my strange posts yet.

 

[Revoltingest]

You expect me to become accustomed to such abominations?
Despicable!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

You expect me to post coherently? How presumptuous!

 

[Revoltingest]

I expect you to chide 4consideration for not making me a sammich!
(You should demand one too.)

 

[Secret Chief]

I abhor the word 'chide.'