Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

Your denial of the truth for your own personal gratification is offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

I'll have you know that I support your right to marry another statue of the same gender!
(You'd even get a free tour of Revoltingistan on your honeymoon.)

 

[Sumit]

Don't you know Wu Wei is already married, and that's offensive. you hurt Mrs Wu Wei,they even had a child little Wu Wei.

 

[Thief]

Don't you know Wu Wei is already married, and that's offensive. you hurt Mrs Wu Wei,they even had a child little Wu Wei.

A garden gnome.....no doubt.

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you accuse Wu Wei of bedding a garden gnome!

 

[Revoltingest]

Btw, this little fellow is available on ebay....

 

[Wu Wei]

I am highly offended that my family has been brought into this...Mrs Wu Wei is not pleased.... that and she really hates garden gnomes....she tends to push me over to crush them and I really donot enjoy that

 

[Thief]

Yeah I bet!
Setting you in your place would be a real test of .....lifting technique?
The Mrs. must be built like the Terminator.
Steel frame and all.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I just wish that Thief would stop trying to steal the show. It is offensive.

 

[Adramelek]

Brick, your jealousy of Thief is quite offensive, I suggest you quit whining and grow a pair.

 

[crossfire]

Adramelek, I'm offended that you didn't realize that when you told Brick to grow a pair, his avatar and your username make a pair!

{Now my username makes three. How awkward.}

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended!
No reason....it's just my usual state.

 

[Titanic]

I am offended before Revoltingest could be!

 

[Titanic]

or not! that makes me feel more offended!

 

[Revoltingest]

Double your posting, double my taking offense!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Just like a poorly written video game, your post offends me.

 

[Revoltingest]

Just like a poorly written bodice ripper, you post offends me.
(It also titillates.)

 

[zaybu]

Just like a poorly written bodice ripper, you post offends me.
(It also titillates.)

Your titillation over a written bodice ripper is childish. Your quality in being offending is on a steep downward slope. Your posts are getting more and more lame. Get your act together, dude.

 

[Revoltingest]

You're such an offensive old fogie...unable to be aroused by randy literature!
So lame...so very lame...

 

[Titanic]

Half agnostic Half atheist revoltingest! how does that make you feel! btw still find you post offensive.