Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

That's because your posts are so offensive that you're often chided for them.
(You should post more as I do. Then you'd be worshiped & loved by all too.)

 

[BSM1]

"Oh bless us, Lord of the Offensive".

 

[Revoltingest]

The brevity of your praise for me is offensive!

 

[zaybu]

The brevity of your praise for me is offensive!

How offensive!

 

[Revoltingest]

How offensive!

I'm glad you agree with me, but you needn't be so obsequious about it.
That is mildly offensive.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I find the fact that you got 'mildly' offensive quite offensive. Get ANGRY, man!

 

[Revoltingest]

Fool! Knave! Poodle fluffer!
I found it mildly offensive! It wasn't that I personally was offensive!
You are being so very offensive!

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm sorry but your name calling is offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

Spluh! It's inteneded to be offensive!
You're as dense as a rock!
(Cute though.)

 

[Wu Wei]

Your cute comment is offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

You big silly...you are the cute one!

 

[zaybu]

You big silly...you are the cute one!

Fraternizing with the other poster just to be condescending is offending to the power of ten.

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you invoke exponents!
Methinks you're jealous of the relationship I have with the statue.

 

[Wu Wei]

This fraternizing stuff is offensive...as well as a creepy

 

[Revoltingest]

Says Mister creepy!
(It's obvious that your evil eye is directed at me.)

 

[Wu Wei]

How dare you call me creepy...that is offensive....especially from a rake brandishing Scotsman

 

[zaybu]

Says Mister creepy!
(It's obvious that your evil eye is directed at me.)

Notwithstanding that your angry eyes are staring at his evil eyes, that both of you are not getting a room that would stop offending everyone on this thread is literally offending.

 

[Revoltingest]

What an abominable suggestion!
Are you now coming on to both of us?

 

[Wu Wei]

LIsten.....statues don't swing that way....actually they do not swing at all....we are rather heavy..... but all of these suggestive suggestions are offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you deny that statues have diversity of sexual preference!
This is offensively intolerant.