Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Thief]

That's offensive. I CAN use my "pretty face to excuse every little thing I do"!

I'm sitting here trying to think of something to retort......

Darn!

And that makes me feel sooooooooooooooooooooo awkward.

 

[4consideration]

I'm sitting here trying to think of something to retort......

Darn!

And that makes me feel sooooooooooooooooooooo awkward.

I don't know who Soawkward is, but if you must feel him/her in order to think clearly -- then rent a room!

Such public display of affection is offensive.

 

[Thief]

I don't know who Soawkward is, but if you must feel him/her in order to think clearly -- then rent a room!

Such public display of affection is offensive.

Hey...this is the LAST thread to come looking for affection.

And your play on words is sooooooo awkward, I now feel....
SOOOOOOOOO offended!

 

[BeckyRose1998]

That's offensive. Her play on words is NOT awkward!!!

 

[DreadFish]

Is too! Stop being so offensive you offensive person!

 

[4consideration]

Is not! You leave her alone. She's not an offensive person. You stop being so offensive.

 

[Thief]

Hey!...no fighting!
I am soooooooo offended!
Can't we all just get along?
Where's the love?

ooops! my bad!
This is not the thread to come looking for affection.
(I think I said so...hehe...hehe....hehe)

You guys go right ahead....have it out.

 

[BeckyRose1998]

That's offensive, what you just said!

 

[4consideration]

Ohhhh, you!

I am so offended. And if you don't know why...well...I'm just not going to tell you!

 

[DreadFish]

Ohhhh, you!

I am so offended. And if you don't know why...well...I'm just not going to tell you!

That is sooo like a woman. "If you dont know why, Im not going to tell you!"

Pfft, so offensive!

 

[4consideration]

Well...if it is "soooo like a woman" (please note the exaggerated extra "o") -- then why are you bothering to be offended by something that you should have expected?

I am offended that you would expect me act other than as a woman!

 

[DreadFish]

Ohhh, well offend me for having hope for the human race! Wait, are women humans too? They're so different (and offensive), you'd think they were a different species. I have a hard time telling!

 

[4consideration]

Of course women are humans, too. You can't have a human race without us!

I am offended that you don't realize that we don't need to be superior to men -- we just are.

 

[DreadFish]

Oh, so now its just supposed to be assumed that women are superior eh? How offensive! I need not mention a single thing about superiority, as the topic is irrelevant!

You offend!

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you have a problem with admitting that women are superior. I don't even think that you are really offended by that. I think that you love it! (Yes, I am telling you what you love. The grin makes it better.)

 

[Thief]

Now wait just a darn minute!

This thread has digressed to a discussion such that superiority is now
dealt by what we have between our legs?????????????

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO offended!

Yeah sure....I got the good stuff.
But I am superior for cause of my intellect!

 

[DreadFish]

Hey, man, im also intelligent too. Ya know? Man, its offensive when you're all like "im more intelligent", dude.

 

[Quagmire]

Hey, man, im also intelligent too. Ya know? Man, its offensive when you're all like "im more intelligent", dude.

I can't stand it when someone uses "also" and "too" in the same sentence, it's so repetitive and redundant and repetitive.

and redundant.

edit: and repetitive.

 

[DreadFish]

I can't stand it when someone uses "also" and "too" in the same sentence, it's so repetitive and redundant and repetitive.

and redundant.

edit: and repetitive.

Your repetitive criticism of my repetitiveness is nothing but redundant and offensive!

 

[Quagmire]

Your repetitive criticism of my repetitiveness is nothing but redundant and offensive!

You said that already!!

I hate it when people repeat themselves! it's so repetitive and redundant and repetitive.

and redundant.

edit: and repetitive.