Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Daemon Sophic]

Howw dar u sey tht! Wee dont HAV two sey somthin smartt! Thats offensiv!

The sheer lack of spelling and grammer etiquette in this thread is simply appalling, and for this reason alone I am deeply offended by the contents of this digital dialog. Therefore I shall quit this discourse forthwith.
Good day to you all.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm deeply offended that you run away like a dog with its tail twixt its legs!

 

[4consideration]

I, sir, am highly offended that your post makes reference to the area between a dog's legs.

 

[DreadFish]

I, sir, am highly offended that your post makes reference to the area between a dog's legs.

So it's not ok to talk about the area between legs? Are we to be ashamed and offended by what is a natural part of our bodies? No, we should be ashamed and offended by your post!

I am also highly offended that I am the first to post here in three days!

 

[4consideration]

So it's not ok to talk about the area between legs? Are we to be ashamed and offended by what is a natural part of our bodies? No, we should be ashamed and offended by your post!

I am also highly offended that I am the first to post here in three days!

I am offended that you used "we" and "our" in a post about the area of a dog's body. Please do not lump us all in together in your identifying with a reference to a dog.

(Three days is not so long. Whining is offensive, too. :yes

 

[Quagmire]

Oh GOD it bugs me when someone ends their post with this smiley: :yes:

It's like they're agreeing with themselves.

Do you have any idea how offensive that is?

 

[4consideration]

Oh GOD it bugs me when someone ends their post with this smiley: :yes:

It's like they're agreeing with themselves.

Do you have any idea how offensive that is?

I am offended when someone does not appreciate a person that recognizes and agrees with brilliance. :yes:

 

[Quagmire]

I am offended when someone does not appreciate a person that recognizes and agrees with brilliance. :yes:

I'm offended that you didn't recognize the metaphorical allegorical astrological anthropological implications of my previous brillaint post.

 

[4consideration]

I'm offended that you didn't recognize the metaphorical allegorical astrological anthropological implications of my previous brillaint post.

So I missed the metaphorical implications! So sue me! I got the rest!

I am offended that you would focus on just one tiny imperfection...after all I've done for you... accepting friendship, keeping quiet about your photo's with the goats...you could just appreciate me instead of tearing me down...boo hoo hoo...

 

[Quagmire]

So I missed the metaphorical implications! So sue me! I got the rest!

I am offended that you would focus on just one tiny imperfection...after all I've done for you... accepting friendship, keeping quiet about your photo's with the goats...you could just appreciate me instead of tearing me down...boo hoo hoo...

I'm offended that you would think I have enough human decency to be effected by tears.

 

[4consideration]

I'm offended that you would think I have enough human decency to be effected by tears.

I am not only offended, but saddened, that you would not be effected by my affected tears. Do you want real ones?

I am also offended that you wear your indecency like a badge of honor. You should cover it up. It's the proper thing to do.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that the words "affected" & "effected" confuse me as used above.

 

[4consideration]

Ah, how astute you are Rev!

It would have been less confusing had I said: I am not only offended, but saddened, that you would not be affected by my affected tears.

But, I was responded to the post above me and did not wish to put words in Quag's mouth.

In this case I was using this meaning for affected:

af·fect·ed
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adjective
1. assumed artificially; unnatural; feigned: affected sophistication; an affected British accent.

BTW, with a name like Revoltingest I would think that you could come up with something a litte more offensive for me to be offended by then your lack of offensiveness in that post. But, I managed to be offended by it, nonetheless.

 

[Revoltingest]

I am deeply offended that you are merely disappointed with my prior post!

 

[DreadFish]

I am deeply offended that you are merely disappointed with my prior post!

You expect more than you are given? Sir, you expect too much, it is highly offensive and rude!

 

[Thief]

How dare you people continue to post in this thread and not send me a pm!
The nerve!

Obviously all you people can do is chatter about your little word games...
and snicker about how clever you are, doing so.

I am SOOOOOOO offended, that you even attempt a continuance without me.

Don't you people know how important I am to this thread?

 

[4consideration]

I am offended that you seem to think you warrant special attention and personal notice regarding the dishing out of insults. Stand in line like the rest of us, buddy! You'll get your turn.

 

[Me Myself]

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I am offended by the post above BTW o)

 

[4consideration]

Awesome! I can't bring myself to feel offended by that.

 

[DreadFish]

Awesome! I can't bring myself to feel offended by that.

Then you, 4consideration, have failed!

This is the "Be offended" thread, if you are not offended, then dont post!

We should have this discussion moved to the "Offended People DIR" so you can't post