Be Offended By the Post Above You

[lewisnotmiller]

So...you don't like hot redheads sans clothes? What do you have against them?

I see...you're a hair-colorist!

(Wait..does that mean you work in a hair salon? )

I'm offended you didn't recognise my bumbling attempt at sarcastic humour. I'm not so offended by being called a hair-colourist. But I am slightly offended by you leaving the u out of colour. Also by the fact that the spell-check agrees with your version.

So much offense, all bundled into one post.

 

[4consideration]

I am offended by your self-centered insistence on make u the focus of this conversation!

The world doesn't revolve around u! It's not all about u!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended you are not subscribing to my world view. Let me tell you, when the Inquisition starts, attitudes like yours are gonna lead to thumb screws and the rack.

 

[4consideration]

The Inquisition? Hey, I have a really upsetting past-life memory from the last Inquisition.

How dare you bring that up? You're so insensitive!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Sensitivity. bah Inquisition. bah Upsetting past lives? bah Stop turning our forum into a padded room.

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you viciously mock the mentally ill!
Crazy people need love too.

 

[4consideration]

That's sweet.

Really sweet.

Maybe a little too sweet.

You really crossed the line, mister!

 

[Revoltingest]

It's not your line to defend!
I'll cross your stinking line any time I please!

 

[4consideration]

My line is not stinking!

It smells like roses!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Roses are fertilized. And fertilizer smells like poos.

(erm...I'm channeling my 4 year old daughter).

 

[Thief]

Roses are fertilized. And fertilizer smells like poos.

(erm...I'm channeling my 4 year old daughter).

Roses are fertilized and fertilizer is doo doo.
You're red in the face and smell like it too.

How's that?
Are we on to a new direction?

 

[Brickjectivity]

A poem? Really? Way to insult everyone's intelligence.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

There once was a poster named Brick
Who seemed to be a complete pr_ck
He bagged Thief's great post
Subjected him (er...her?) to a roast
Just because they were out of his clique

 

[Brickjectivity]

oh man there's this son of a...miller
wrote a rosy new poem in his quill'r
bout a poster named Brick
(asking if Brick was thick)
nothing outlasts the energizer (bum bum bum)

 

[Revoltingest]

There once was a dude from East Coast.
(That's what I see from his post.)
Now, don't get defensive...
You're rhyming's offensive!
Consider yourself diagnosed.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Ooh, now that was offensive! Did your momma help you write that?

 

[Revoltingest]

You can't make your post be a rhyme?
I've given you plenty of time.
How dare you offend
your much smarter friend!
You're inadequate...this is a crime!

 

[Brickjectivity]

poems come from oil rigs
bacon is for silly pigs
helicopter plots surround
writers unions kiss the ground
angels in their space ships say
no one gets a prize today

 

[4consideration]

To mock the size of a man's...brain
Is something that's really quite lame
He's doing his best
When put to the test
Near-rhyme's are almost the same!

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you dun criticize me!
His rhyming was bad, yesiree.
But towards you I'm kind
because now I find
you're making my sammich, I see.