Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

Don't criticize my training style!

I thought rubbing your nose in it was a good method for training. I even looked it up! That's what all the experts say.

(It's really sweet of you acknowledge that I don't have to toot my own horn. You do it for me. Every time you call me "toots", I can tell you are impressed with something I have done and are at a loss for other words. I feel special. Thanks!)

 

[BSM1]

Your gushiness tends to offend.

 

[4consideration]

Don't be wishy-washy, man! Either it does, or it doesn't!

Tell me I am really good at offending, or I will be really miffed!

 

[BSM1]

Ok...you are really good at offending. Now I am miffed for being called out.

 

[4consideration]

It is unfair of you to accuse me of outing you!

 

[Revoltingest]

To pronounce "toots", it must rhyme with "soot" & "put"!
Don't you be give'n me none'o your southern accent!

 

[4consideration]

Don't be so persnickety!

pronounced: pur-sneck-et-tee'

(Not really. Just for this post. I have that power.)

 

[Revoltingest]

It's "per snick' eh tee"!

How do you pronounce "sammich"?
As "git' yer own"?

 

[Sumit]

good offer for you....if you don't grab it that that will be a great offense.

 

[Revoltingest]

That is a very offensive ad!
And to use that ferrin word is offensive too!

 

[4consideration]

It's "per snick' eh tee"!

How do you pronounce "sammich"?
As "git' yer own"?

I pronounce sammich in the traditionally accepted way -- stress on the second syllable.

Any other pronunciation is clearly wrong.

You, sir, obviously have a prejudice against southerners. What is it? We all sound alike? My accent would confound Henry Higgins!

I do not "git" anything. I "get" it. Although I am likely to have a glass of wartah with it, instead of water. I like wartah!

p.s. I am also offended by the word ferrin. It's fore-IN.

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you not have a prejudice against southerners!?!
They talk funny.

 

[Brickjectivity]

What?! We dew naught. Yew tallk fuhnny end yew arr ohfensiv.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended at the expression you gave me while posting!

 

[Sumit]

you did not understand the depth of his expression.

 

[Titanic]

I did and I am offended!

 

[Titanic]

Offended again!

 

[4consideration]

Put some clothes on!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended you're trying to make her cover up. I mean...not 'her' Titanic...'her' Titanic's avatar.

(Please note, I'm only offended because I support free expression for females. Not because I like hot redheads sans clothes...ahem...no, no, not that...)

 

[4consideration]

So...you don't like hot redheads sans clothes? What do you have against them?

I see...you're a hair-colorist!

(Wait..does that mean you work in a hair salon? )