You're just trying to get me scoffed at and ridiculed by daring to make jokes about sammiches!
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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Sammiches are sacred, & not to be joked about!
I am offended by the word 'hoagie'. Please desist in this bastardization of the Queen's English. You wouldn't see us Aussies doing that...
No one sees "Aussies". They don't exist, since the country is a fictional fantasy.
Your pretense of existence is offensive!
(But your quaint way of speaking is funny. I love it when you say "A dingo ate my baaybeee!)
Your pretense of existence is offensive!
(But your quaint way of speaking is funny. I love it when you say "A dingo ate my baaybeee!)
Sumit
Sanatana Dharma
Your offensive statement broke my dream of keeping Kangaroo as pet. Now it's your responsibility to find a kangaroo for me from Asia or Africa. And please don't say that they too are imaginary.
Don't blame your broken dreams on Revoltingest!
Blame him for not making me a sammich.
Blame him for not making me a sammich.
How dare you suggest that 4con eat Europe!
She's not that hungry....she's just "big boned".
She's not that hungry....she's just "big boned".
Stop trying to flirt with me! I'm married.
You really offended Revoltingest! That was mean.
How dare you?!
(Don't worry, Rev. I won't let her get away with it.)
How dare you?!
(Don't worry, Rev. I won't let her get away with it.)
I can defend meself!
How dare you presume that I'm so weak!
I'll vanquish that she devil on my own!
How dare you presume that I'm so weak!
I'll vanquish that she devil on my own!
Sha'irullah
رسول الآلهة
I am offended by your aggression to my Lord the She-Devil. She is the omnipresent deity of this world, how dare you try and offend her
It's grindingly offensive how you elevate her to a deity, while you treat Mallory with such disrespect!
Your man boobs are offensive!
Do your ***** hang low, do they wobble to and fro...can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow...
(Now, I know you have man boobs. I just saw a post where you admitted it.
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Do your ***** hang low, do they wobble to and fro...can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow...
(Now, I know you have man boobs. I just saw a post where you admitted it.
)
I speak of my massive muscular pectorals!
How offensive that you accuse me of having "moobs"!
And how offensive that you dishonor the OP by taking offense not at the post above, but at a post in an entirely different thread!
You need an exorcism for such evil, woman!
How offensive that you accuse me of having "moobs"!
And how offensive that you dishonor the OP by taking offense not at the post above, but at a post in an entirely different thread!
You need an exorcism for such evil, woman!
Sha'irullah
رسول الآلهة
I am offended you have only pectorals yet no pectoral fins!
I am not a fish!
(It's just my breath.)
(It's just my breath.)
I am offended that you have been eating something that smells like fish!
If you'd fixed me the BLT sammich I wanted today, I'd never have eaten those rancid pickled herrings!